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Portman Thong...Right On!
December 7, 2004
At long lust, the Israeli-born Natalie Portman finally exposes her kibbutz! Before the first Hanukah candle is lit, the Festival of Delights begins with a closer look at the Hebrew hottie in Closer, which opened nationwide last Friday. As to pants-stiffening speculation about whether Natalie does or doesn't break the skin barrier, let's cut out the chaste: she does. Rumor that audiences would be teated to her Port-mams and knish are sadly exaggerated. But hold onto your yarmulke. If those scenes exist and are edited back into the DVD, the Skinsider is on the case and will report back soon. In the meantime, bottom-feeders enjoy a three-course meal. Within 25 minutes, Natalie is in her underwear. By the 50-minute mark she's be-thonged and topless riding Clive Owen in a lap dance that would embarrass Salome and her Dance of the Seven Veils. While her potato pancakes are not clearly visible, her matzo-ball-plump tush kicks ass! For dessert enjoy a flashback 80 minutes into the film, where Natalie pleases a pole on stage gyrating in G-string and pasties. Bon(er) a(ss)ppetite!
