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Taryn Manning: Hustle & Floppers — Rampage: Brittany Daniel's Mam-page — Rachel Weisz's Preggy Boobies — Stellar Stella Stevens — Rita Coolidge: Cuntry & Western
January 10, 2006
The Skinsider may not have the skills to play the hip-hop game, but I'm still pimping the skin trade old school. I had my eye out for the MTV-produced tale of a dirty South rapper's rise to fame as chronicled in the indie hit Hustle & Flow, out today on DVD. As our wannabe rap star is a workaday pimp there's plenty of anonymous black booty to satisfy lovers of dark meat, but white-meat eaters get a mouthful of blonde Taryn Manning's breasts, last seen in Cold Mountain. They're hot here.
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Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders, out today on DVD, is another gory take on the serial-killer story. Perhaps you feel enough's enough, and the Skinsider would agree if it weren't that these movies almost always have copious nudity. This one starts with a bang, as Joleigh Fioreavanti steps full frontal out of a pool at the one-minute mark. But most engaging is Brittany Daniel, who exposes her boobs getting it on at a swingers party, and later her boyfriend and Michelle Borth get into a threesome that's anything but gruesome. Your pants will go on a rampage.
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You know what's so great about English Tea & A Rachel Weisz? Even if she's starring in a mainstream adaptation of a bestselling John le Carré novel, as she does in The Constant Gardener, out today on DVD, she just can't stop herself from getting nude. This is a spy story in which the Skinsider spies a pregnant Rachel's tits in the tub and then her butt as she leaves her bubble bath. Too bad the gardener didn't show some trim.
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Lovely Stella Stevens is no stranger to skin. The January 1960 Playboy Playmate has been showing off her body of wank onscreen since the '70s, and with Last Call in 1990 she appropriately closed up shop. But it all had to begin somewhere, and that's with the Sam Peckinpah-directed Western The Ballad of Cable Hogue, out today on DVD. This prospecting-for-gold comedy hits pay dirt an hour and eleven minutes in, with Stella's bum. Three minutes later Stella's bellas come out to play. Eureka!
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It's unusual for the Skinsider to mention a man twice in one column, but it's time to take my hat off to director Sam Peckinpah once more. I recommend taking it all off when you watch Pat Garret and Billy the Kid: 2 Disc Special Edition, which is out on DVD today. It features first-time skin from Rutanya Alda, as a topless hooker--who'd want a hooker any other way? But the selling point here is a chance to see the one and only skin scene from tiny-topped country crooner Rita Coolidge. It'll make you yodel and whack your Yankee Doodle.
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Jill Clayburgh was just another '70s starlet until the Skinsider saw her hidden talents revealed for the first time in An Unmarried Woman, out today on DVD. It should be re-titled An Undressed Woman thanks to Jill's two skintastic nude scenes, the best of her career. She went on to flash her finery in Starting Over, Luna, and lastly It's My Turn, but for a peek at this pretty at her peak, look no further than An Unmarried Woman.
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If you're a fan of English arthouse director Mike Leigh, then you know Katrin Cartlidge, his mini-mammed muse. He didn't direct her in Claire Dolan, out today on DVD, but it features her best skin yet onscreen, which means she should branch out more. First off, she plays an Irish prostitute in New York, which means she has to prove herself, and that's just what she does only four minutes into the film, showing off her itty-bitty titties. As her trade demands, she gets banged and exposes her little girls five more times. Enjoy.
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The Skinsider thought Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain, out today on DVD, was a Danzig music video. Certainly porn stars Jenna Jameson, Taylor Hayes, and Chasey Lain wouldn't look out of place in his music videos. But, no, this is a softcore horror flick from Canada, which is no reason to dismiss it. Any chance to see Jenna's jugs is cause for celebration.
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Speaking of jugs, let's talk about Busted, out today on DVD, a softcore take on another genre, this time comedy. There are plenty of cheap knee slappers and even more crotch whackers thanks to a cast of cream-worthy sex stars, including Devin DeVasquez, Griffin Drew, Mariana Morgan, Ava Fabian, Monique Parent, and Julie Strain. Watching them you're likely to bust a nut.
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Sometimes the sequel outshines the original. In the case of Transporter 2, which is out today on DVD, the sequel out-skins the original. That's because there wasn't any nudity in the first Transporter, a kinetic action romp, but thanks to Katie Nauta the action is now quite skinful. The model makes her nude debut, and she spends it mostly undressed in a loose-fitting bra-and-panty combo. She's dressed to kill not only the film's hero but our sperm. Mission accomplished on at least one front.
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