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Hostel Is Hot — Karen Black-and-Boobs — Kathryn Harrold Nude — Barely Legal, Barely Skinful
January 24, 2006
You’ve got to go see a horror movie when it comes to town. It doesn't matter if the movie sucks, because it's a horror movie and you must pay your respects to the genre. Plus, it's more likely you'll see skin than if you pony up for the latest Hollywood cock-buster. And so it is with great happiness that the Skinsider can report that Hostel, in theaters now, is chockfull of nudity. After all, you can't spell hostel without hot. So who are the hotties? A bunch of anonymous or unknown Euro-trash, but is that going to stop you from checking out their tits? Within the first five minutes there's a pair. The filmmakers raise that with a trip down the red-light district of Amsterdam and some scantily clad cuties and even a fat girl's boobs. Then there're more jugs, both in the flesh and pictured on a cell phone. Not much more than ten minutes have passed! At the twenty-minute mark there's a spa scene that's steamy and a sex scene that's even steamier. But then the sadists get hold of our heroes and all hell breaks loose, though no more bras do. Still, this is a hostel worth visiting.
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When a movie stars an actress named Joy Bang, you know you're in for a good ride. But Joy's nude scene is only a tease compared to her costar's exposure in Cisco Pike, out today on DVD. The movie about the seedy side of post-hippie Los Angeles features a ménage-à-trois with Joy and Karen Black about forty-five minutes in that is bon, very bon, as in boner! Joy is getting banged by Kris Kristofferson and they're joined by Karen, who flashes her Black-and-Boobs! It's one of the earliest views of this sexy performer's hidden talents, which were later revealed in all their 3-B glory in Killing Heat, which is sadly not yet on DVD.
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Albert Brooks has a different take on comedy. He doesn't tell jokes. But that's no reason to avoid his movies. Whether his newest, Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World, will change that is to be seen, but his humor can be skinful; at least it was in his early foray on film, Modern Romance, out today on DVD. He is the only director able to separate Kathryn Harrold, of The Larry Sanders Show and Chicago Hope, from her clothing. They were going out when he costarred with her in this movie, which may have helped. Thanks for sharing, Albert.
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Barely Legal is not Milos Forman's filmic take on the genesis of the hottest slap mag ever published. For that movie we'll just have to wait. But this will keep us good company until then. The National Lampoon-branded comedy, also known as After School Special, tells the story of a bunch of high-school kids who try to make their own porno movie. Surprisingly in a movie with such a topic and actresses such as Christine Caux playing a stripper there's very little skin. Even Amy Smart, who smartly showed off her tits in Road Trip, is skingy here. Tammy Morris doesn’t withhold the goods, but then she is billed as Porn Actress.
