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Eros Times Three — Joan Severance's Body Double — Sarah Miles's First Flash — More Poon from National Lampoon
February 7, 2006
Before the Skinsider dives into the hot waters of this week's DVD releases, let's revisit Sundance one last time. There's a movie based on a novel by Charles Bukowski called Factotum, which stars Marisa Tomei's titties at the forty-eight-minute mark, making their nude debut. Later there's some stripper T&A from Emily Hynnek in a topless joint. But what else would you expect from the Bard of Skid Row? In A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, audiences recognize some jugs from first-time skinster Eleonore Hendricks. And last, but not least, is Destricted, which is made up of seven short films on pornography sure to make you long in the pants. There's too much nudity for even the Skinsider to document. Until next year . . .
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With a name like Eros, out today on DVD, is there any doubt that this is the Skinsider's lustful lead this week? There are three stories here, by three directors (Michelangelo Antonioni, Steven Soderbergh, and Wong Kar Wai), and, best of all, three naked ladies. First is the only onscreen flash from Regina Nemni, who starts things off topless sunbathing and getting a tan on her all-natural titties. She tops that by showing off all three B’s twenty-six minutes into the film, where she's joined by another first-time skinster, Luisa Ranieri. Only Frenchy Ele Keats, seen gratuitously nude a half hour into the film, has shown off her stuff before, in Lipstick Camera. It's good to have her back (and boobs and buns).
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When Joan Severance's father is killed she seeks revenge as sexy superhero Black Scorpion, out today on DVD, produced by sex auteur Roger Corman. Joan looks good in her black leather leotard and even naked in silhouette when seen bathing behind a shower curtain. But those knockers that knock out audiences an hour and six minutes into the film are not Joan's but those of a body double, same with the cracked perfection of that ample ass. It's an odd choice for Joan, one of Mr. Skin's Hall of Famers. Not that we're complaining, just clarifying.
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Sarah Miles had great things ahead of her when she first exposed her nudity in an outdoor romp in Ryan's Daughter, out today in a two-disc special edition. She went on to shock even jaded '70s audiences with her realistic sex scene with Kris Kristofferson in The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea and then, in her forties, took it all off again (and sadly for the last time) in Steaming. Let's all give Sarah a one-handed salute for a career that makes viewers grow Miles.
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What's in a name? When it's National Lampoon, everything! National Lampoon's Last Resort, out today on DVD, is another schlock comedy starring falling stars Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, who try to save their uncle's island resort from a bad guy. OK, now that that's out of the way, if you're at an island resort it's only natural to have lots of hot chicks wearing little, and this film succeeds at that. Even better is brunette beauty Demetra Hampton wearing nothing! Well, she's wearing a bathing suit, but she just can't seem to keep it from falling off and revealing her meaty breasts in the surf. Talk about surf and turf!
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Would you go to a Slaughter Party? Well, the little New York City B-movie studio Troma is inviting you via its release of the same name, out today on DVD. Is it worth attending? If you like anonymous topless shots and the majority of the female cast wearing nothing more than bikinis, then yes. And if you like midget murders wielding knives and Ron Jeremy (not as one of the little killers), then hell yes!
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Sometimes it's better not to be first, like in Second to Die, out today on DVD. This horror movie, which stars the always skinful star of the short-lived TV series Emmanuelle in Space, Kimberly Rowe, is second to none when it comes to skin. Kimberly shows off her little T & ample A. The only bad news is that it brings her skinematic journey to an end, which started with Rumble in the Streets. Let's hope the tiny-topped blonde isn't gone for good, because that'd be bad.
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Remember that TV show Jake and the Fatman? Well, why do you think they called him the fatman? That's because his co-star, Canadian cutie Melody Anderson, was giving him a fatty. Melody got her big break back when she was cast as Dale Arden in the big-screen Flash Gordon, but she got audiences big with The Boy in Blue, out today on DVD, with a nipple slip opposite Nicolas Cage. Melody went on to make more beautiful music, but her co-star here, Cynthia Dale, another Canuck, hit her skinful peak with this production. Compared to her earlier, dark flash in Heavenly Bodies, this is one hell-raising perv-formance!
