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Cindy Crawford Goes Ape — Busted: NYPD Blue Season 3 — Ribald Radley Metzger — I Want My Nina Blackwood
February 21, 2006
Simian means ape, and you'll go ape over The Simian Line, out today on DVD, if you're a horny monkey for anything Cindy Crawford skin-related. Cindy shows off her pair of bubbles in a bubble bath fifteen minutes into the film. Dawson's Creek and Undeclared's Monica Keena gets hot and heavy in a lovemaking scene yet still manages to keep her black panties and bra on. Now that's a line the Skinsider would not cross.
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The first and arguably best network show to push the envelope of skin to the bra-breaking point is NYPD Blue. The show just keeps on giving with the DVD release this week of the Complete Season Three. Just like in past seasons, the show is best when showing just what those hard-working detectives do when they're just hard. Case in point, the episode "Torah!" in which Kim Delaney shows off her not-so-kosher semi-seatmeat and side of breast. Or "Boxer Rebellion," which has nothing to do with briefs and everything to do with Kim's tits and nipples.
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Radley Metzger is the thinking man's pornographer, but that doesn't mean he ignores organs further south. Take for erotic example two of his filthiest finest. First there's Score, released today in an unrated DVD. The movie stars the lovely Lynn Lowry. The blue-eyed beauty gets into some groovy group sex wearing only a red baseball cap. Claire Wilbur, in her sole skin onscreen, makes her one-shot a come-shot with four four-star scenes that are best viewed in 3-B. Also out this week is The Alley Cats, which features the first-time flash from redhead Karin Field, who went on to appear in The Mad Butcher and Les Démons. And large-breasted blonde Sabrina Koch makes her nude debut and, sadly, her last lustful look onscreen. Still, these alley cats are worth some heavy petting.
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A pioneering VJ on MTV, Nina Blackwood gave young boys wood and blue balls in the '80s. Worse, she's never taken it off for the big screen, even playing a doomed prostitute in Vice Squad, out today on DVD. Her video tit parade almost marches out from her low-cut lingerie in one scene, but these pops stay in their tops. But for Season Hubley, following her organ-pleasing nudity in Hardcore, 'tis the season to flash some dark booby. It's a quick glimpse, but it puts the vice in squad.
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Are you not going to pay your rent? Well, do pay your video rental bill so you can take out the newly released Rent: 2-Disc Special Edition. Forty-one minutes in you can see Rosario Dawson performing a song at a strip club. Too bad she's not stripping, but she still looks hot in bra and panties. But Idina Menzel is more in keeping with the Lower East Side of Manhattan's ethos of letting it all hang out. She has already shown skin in Just a Kiss and will be seen in the upcoming theatrical release Ask the Dust. But for now enjoy her kissing another female dancer and then mooing Taye Diggs in a diner. Rump roast is definitely on the menu!
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Punk’s not dead! They sure prove that there's life between their legs in the classic cult movie Class of 1984, out today on DVD. The leather-clad, hair-dyed, and made-up baddies in this flick take a rest from their evil ways to force Helena Quinton to strip completely naked. It's her only skin onscreen, but it's a revealing, full-package look at her goods, which is sure to be good to your package.
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EI Cinema, through its imprint Retro-Seductive Cinema, is releasing a twofer that will make your onesey a stiffy. Run, Virgin, Run is a West German sexploitation from the early '70s starring such creative pseudonyms as Astrid Boner, and it's packaged with 2069: A Sexy Odyssey, another West German dirty ditty with dirty bits from lots of Eurotrash. There's also a modern sexploitation from that same little New Jersey studio that could and can, Curious Obsessions. They're all out on DVD today, so why don't you come up and see them sometime?
