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February 28, 2006
You'll be in seventh heaven when former 7th Heaven star Rachel Blanchard finally breaks the skin barrier in Where the Truth Lies, out today on DVD. The Canadian cutie already showed she got game in Road Trip, looking hot in a white bra, but she looks even better without the top in a threesome in this Jerry Lewis/Dean Martin-esque romp, her nude debut. Another first-time skinster is Alison Lohman, whose tiny top gets its close-up and makes audiences big below. Rebecca Davis is another nude newbie whom director Atom Egoyan manages to first dress up like Alice in Wonderland and then undress to show her wonder glands and a striking full frontal. This is a big picture in every way. You'll learn even more by checking in with Mr. Skin shortly. Now that's where the truth lies!
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Equally shocking for its time was Texas Lightning, new to DVD today. That's when good girl Marcia, eldest of The Brady Bunch, Maureen McCormick, took the skin plunge . . . and we all got wet. It's not a pretty sight. That's because Maureen is being raped when her jug slips out from its top for a peek-a-boob. It's the only time America's TV sweet tart got tangy onscreen, so sip this Texas lightning to savor each mam-ment.
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Reaching back further in time, and across the ocean to Europe, our next flash is the crime thriller Death Walks on High Heels, out today on DVD. This early '70s ditty shows titty thanks to Nieves Navarro, who plays a stripper. Five minutes into the film she's peeling and appealing in a sparkly number that lets her ass shine. About five minutes later she's our golden girl in a gilded cage rocking her rollers for all to see. Equally skinful, though not as exhibitionistic, is Claudie Lange. She gives a voyeur an eyeful as he spies on her undressing for bed. And later while putting her clothes back on she exposes an ass that would look great in nothing but high heels, death or not.
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So many movies are released that offer viewers an opportunity to release that it's hard--literally--to keep up. But you'll have no problem keeping it up to The Ice Harvest, directed by former SCTV funnyman Harold Ramis. It features a pair of novice nudes, with Jenny Wade getting topless only six minutes into the film. But then she's a stripper, so it's her job. A minute later there's anonymous black skin from another stripper. You don't have to wait long--only another seven minutes--before Meghan Maureen McDonough, playing another stripper, looks universally hot heading off to stage with star pasties over her nipples and a G-string only slightly obscuring her buns. That'll melt even the biggest ice harvest.
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Don't keep your distance from Keep Your Distance, out today on DVD. That is, if you want to see Jenny McShane nude. Not that it's such a unique thing. She has been showing off her plastic fantastic lovers since Stag, still her breast exposure, and continued to get skinful in Monsoon and Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Here she trips the light lez-tastic in two girl-girl and girl-girl-guy sex scenes.
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With a name like The Dress, a film can understandably make audiences cautious, but this comedy drama from the Netherlands, out today on DVD, is more undressed than dress. For starters, Maike Meijer runs from her home in nothing but a bra, which leaves a furry surprise between her legs and a meaty one behind her. And that's only fifteen minutes into the film. At the fifty-minute mark, Ariane Schluter displays her T&A in a seduction scene that may fall flat with her co-star but gets a standing O in audiences’ pants. If you go for forced-to-strip action, then go to Ricky Koole about an hour and a half into the movie for a booby and bushy good time. If anyone can spot a dress in this movie they win a prize.
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Some have a turn-on so specific that if all the elements aren't in order then they just can't get off. Well, for all you werewolf-biker fetishists here's your moment in the scum: Werewolves on Wheels, out today on DVD. Horny hippie and sole onscreen skinster D.J. Anderson spins a record-breaking dance number as she gets nude with a snake before a raging fire . . . and your raging hard-on.
