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Anatomy Awards 2006 — Jarhead or Jugs-Head? — Girl 6, Boy, Oh, Boy! — Go Where No Mams Have Gone Before
March 7, 2006
It's that time of year again: The actresses are dressed to the nines, showing off their numerically overbalanced figures and competing for those coveted statuettes. No, I'm not talking about the Academy Awards; it's Anatomy Award time again at Mr. Skin. Who will be the Nudecomer of the Year? Where did the year's Best Nip Slip occur? Whose are the Best Breasts? Best Buns? Why, the categories are as endless as they are skintertaining. Mr. Skin holds the envelope in his hands and the winners are . . . Well, go to MrSkin.com and find out!
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Audiences can be excused if they passed over Jarhead when it was released earlier this year. The movie version of the bestselling memoir of one marine's adventures, or lack thereof, in the first Iraq War is not necessarily the first choice of viewers who want to view skin--unless they go for man meat, which has never been very appetizing for the Skinsider. But some of the grittiest war movies have offered at least brief respite from the bloodshed to shed some light on a pair of boobs. And that worthy tradition is continued with Jarhead: 2 Disc Collector's Edition, which is out today on DVD. The film features some first skin from Georgia peach Brianne Davis, who at the ten-minute mark flashes her pits taking off a T-shirt. Forty-two minutes later, Chicago native Becky Boxer is captured on videotape getting it from behind, but not from her husband who's stationed half a world away in the desert. Yes, war is hell.
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Director Spike Lee is nothing if not confrontational. He likes to push buttons, but those buttons never looked finer than the ones on Theresa Randle in his phone-sex comedy Girl 6, out today on DVD. Theresa is part of the Spike Lee Joints, having appeared in his Jungle Fever and Malcolm X, but Lee never used Theresa's biggest talents until this movie, where she plays a phone-sex operator. She makes a clear connection when taking off her dress to expose her Ma Bells, which are a pair of ring-a-dings. Grab your receiver and call her collect.
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Star Trek was one of the heaviest TV series ever, but its legacy has become the butt of William Shatner jokes. That satirical eye is focused on Free Enterprise: Extended Five Year Mission Edition, which comes out today on DVD. The story of some Star Trek-obsessed moviemakers who somehow end up under the nurturing wing of Shatner has its laughs, but thanks to Audie England and Lori Lively it has its lusts too. Audie, a softcore star from her previous roles in Zalman King skin epics such as Delta of Venus, plays it almost demure in a hot-tub sex scene that still manages to get steamy. Redhead Lori is a nude newbie but makes a fine debut in a brief sex scene, which is enhanced on the DVD with a more skinful extra. Another first timer's best scenes landed on the cutting-room floor, but in the DVD Stacy Rossman more than makes up for that with the movie's best nudity. Set your penises on stunned.
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Who are the Kids in America? Well, in the DVD release of the movie out today, redhead Stephanie Sherrin makes her nude debut. If that doesn't answer your question you're asking the wrong questions. In a meta-movie moment forty-three-minutes into the film, Stephanie reenacts the skintacular Phoebe Cates red bikini scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Now, don't get your trousers in a knot quite yet. This movie is rated PG-13, so it's decidedly less boobish. But there is a nip slip that'll make not only the kids in America happy.
