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Ultranudity from Milla Jovovich — Maria Bello's History of Vivaciousness — More Crazy Sex from American Psycho — Baser Instinct
March 14, 2006
Milla Jovovich first caught our eyes modeling her svelte body on couture runways before making the leap to filmdom with nude-worthy appearances in films such as Return to the Blue Lagoon and Chaplin. But who ever expected her to become the female version of a sweaty action hero? That's just what she did, first in The Fifth Element and then in the franchise Resident Evil. And better than Rambo, she's a bimbo that flashes ass as she kicks it in the new theatrical ass-kicker Ultraviolet. Milla looks good in low-slung hip-huggers as she proves her body is a deadly weapon in more ways than just the semen-draining one. But she looks even better thirteen minutes into the film when she takes a nude walk and exposes her ass. The lighting is funky, so it may be a body double, but it made the Skinsider see double--as in double ass cheeks!
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A History of Violence, out today on DVD, is based on a comic book and directed by David Cronenberg. If that's not enough of an endorsement, it also stars Maria Bello, no stranger to showing off her bellas. From her nude debut in Permanent Midnight to her swinging spin in Auto Focus and the hot The Cooler, Maria has been proving that girls just want to show off their funbags. From a wild sex scene within the first fifteen minutes to a full-frontal flash of bush and boobs an hour and nine minutes in, Maria shows that there's more to history than violence.
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It's not the first time it's been released on DVD, but there are no complaints here, not when it's such a nude-happy look at the Go Go '80s. The Skinsider can only be talking about everyone's favorite serial-killing yuppie, American Psycho, which comes out yet one more time today with an Uncut Collector's Edition. Between all the paranoia and bloodshed, enjoy the lusty side of our designer-suited madman with fleshy looks at Guinevere Turner's jubs, Krista Sutton's T&A, Cara Seymour's breasts and buns, and Samantha Mathis’s right tit, which shows up in a deleted scene.
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Another skin perennial is Basic Instinct, which is about to have a sequel released upon theatergoers, again starring leg-spreading Sharon Stone. According to gossip rags, Sharon wanted to flash her rag more and demanded there be extra sex scenes included in the new movie. We'll just have to wait and see how steamy number two is, but in the meantime, there's an Unrated Ultimate Edition of Basic Instinct hitting stores today. So reacquaint yourself with the furry star turn of Sharon, as well as some nice skin from brunette stunner Jeanne Tripplehorn, who’s sure to get you triple-horny.
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The fight against terror is no laughing matter, but that doesn't mean we can't get a hard-on while remaining vigilant in our hunt for terrorists. After all, if they stop us from looking at naked women, well, then the terrorists have won. So it's a blow for our side when Sleeper Cell: The Complete First Season, the drama from Showtime, comes out on DVD today. In the first season there are three naked hookers, played by Monica Himmelheber (with full-frontal nudity), Marika Taylor (with a little tit action), and Maureena Galindo (with more breasts). Frenchie Axelle Grelet is billed as Young Woman, but when she exposes her boobs the audience becomes hung men. And Melissa Sagemiller, who's used body doubles in Sorority Boys and Love Object, reveals her real love objects in two episodes, "Scholar" and "Al-Faitha." The good fight never looked so good.
