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SEX at the SXSW — Tales That Make Your Stiff — Paget Brewster Tease-ster — Double Your Sexual Confessions
March 21, 2006
Mr. Skin has just sent us a special report from SXSW and it's smoking hot. There's a movie called Cocaine Angel being screened that marks the nude debut of blonde, itty-bitty tittied Kelly Forester, who shows off those small wonders twenty-two minutes into the film. Fourteen minutes later she's topless again serving breakfast, which is sure to please your sausage. Though not naked, Brenda Benfield deserves an honorable mention for a hot masturbation scene.
The OH In Ohio stars Parker Posey and Heather Graham as quim-munching lesbos, but it's Mischa Barton who steals the skin show at the thirty-six-minute mark when she's topless (with possible pasties--boo!) in a dark bedroom. There's also a shot of her ass. It's a big deal, fellows, as it is the first time this TV hottie has gotten nude on the big screen.
There's a movie called Forgiving the Franklins, which has new-to-nudity Teresa Willis undressing thirty-seven minutes into the film. There's a close-up of her right breast before she has sex with her husband, which exposes the Kentucky native's hind quarters. After sex she takes a full-frontal walk to get the paper. That's stop-the-presses news! The fur-tastic exposure continues an hour and four minutes into the film and again nearly an hour and a half into the movie. The Skinsider will forgive the Franklins everything after a display like that.
Last, but not lust, is LOL, starring Kate Winterich, familiar to viewers from her earlier skin-posure in Kissing on the Mouth. She starts things off with a striptease on the computer screen; that's T&A during the opening credits, people! By the thirteen-minute mark she's back in front of the monitor flashing her finery, with even a hint of bush in one of her poses. God, the Skinsider loves the Computer Age!
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What do Prince's porny protege Vanity, Playboy Playmate from May 1990 Tina Bockrath, famous scribe Ernest Hemingway's greatest work Mariel Hemingway, Blame It on Rio brunette stunner Michelle Johnson, and daytime soap star Roya Megnot have in common? They're all nude in Tales from the Crypt: The Complete Third Season, which is out today on DVD. Vanity exposes some exotic T&A in the episode "Dead Wait," Tina is an FFN corpse on a murderous rampage in "Abra Cadaver," Mariel opens the book on her breasts in "Loved to Death," Michelle flashes her belles in "Split Second," and Roya briefly shows off her boy-ahs in the sack with Tim Roth in "Easel Kill Ya." It's enough to scare you pants-less.
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Considering that cute-as-a-button actress Paget Brewster collects vintage cheesecake nudies in her spare time, it's surprising that she's been so skingy onscreen. The funny lady who landed recurring roles on Friends and Andy Richter Controls the Universe gave the Skinsider cause for celebration when she signed up for the Showtime series Huff, which is produced under looser restrictions than her other network and syndicated television shows. But, sadly, with The Complete First Season now out on DVD, and after very careful viewing, it appears that Paget has yet to cross over to the Skin Side. Though she looks fetching in black undies from the episode "The Sample Closet," her cheeky exposure in "Control," where her T-shirt doesn't quite cover her ass cheeks, and the sex scene from "Assault and Pepper" are the work of a body double. The good news: That body double has a great body. The bad news: We're still going to have to wait to see Paget's doubles. The better news: Edie Dearing's striptease and Nichole Mercedes Robinson's topless hooker action will keep audiences tuning in for Season Two.
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There's a lot of life in House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim, out today on DVD. For one thing there's Paige Peterson; the big-busted, plastic-titted blonde makes her nude debut within the first two minutes of the film. Paige is from the flatlands of Kansas, but her boobs are quite the opposite. Too bad they're not long for the world, but on the positive side, after she dies there's a full-frontal flash of her corpse on a morgue slab, if you go that way. Also for the dead fetishists out there, some naked zombie chicks show off their rotting tits thirty-five minutes into the flick. That's enough to raise the roof on this dead house.
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Alison Pill is no bitter pill. Fans of the Canadian cutie may have been bitter after she only briefly showed off those holstered pills in Pieces of April, but the pieces are released finally in the European drama Dear Wendy, out today on DVD. At the thirty-seven-minute mark she unbuttons her shirt and pulls down her bra to let the meaty pair dangle seductively in front of some lucky schmuck. Was it worth the wait? Oh, dear, yes!
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Our friends at EI Cinema continue their creative twofer series, where they spotlight a forgotten classic from sexploitation past and then add their own sexy update, all on the same disc. This time the old-time hottie is Sexual Confessions: 1973, which stars one of the first porn stars, Rene Bond, and Sandy Carey, star of such diverse features as I Spit on Your Corpse! and Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman. The update, also called Sexual Confessions, exposes some of the studio's moist luscious talent, including Darian Caine and Ruby Larocca. Let's hope EI keeps this ongoing series up and coming, because it sure makes the Skinsider up and coming.
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If you think documentaries aren't your cup of tease, well, have we got a documentary for you. Breasts: A Documentary is better than the usual parade of talking heads found in such non-fiction films. That's because those heads are on top of a pair of naked tits. That's right, who better to talk about their boobs than topless women? And this is a jug-stravaganza for lovers of all things nipply, with old tits, young tits, big tits, little tits. It's as if Dr. Seuss were a pervert, so put your cat in the hat and enjoy the view.
