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MORE SEX at SXSW — Sex, South Korean Style — Six Feet Over — Terminator Nip Slip
March 28, 2006
The South by Southwest film festival in Texas proves that big things come from the Lone Star State. Your thing will get big watching Conversations with Other Women, one of the films screened there, especially if you like Helena Bonham Carter. Hot Helena was lust (ob)scene dealing her royal pair in Henry VIII a couple of years back, so it's nice to have her girls back for another look. And they look good, fuller and juicier, after birthing a child with director Tim Burton. It takes about fifty minutes before we get some quick flashes of her boobs in bed, but viewers are also teated to El Paso native Nora Zehetner, who plays Helena as a youngster and exposes some Texas T&A in a flashback in the same scene.
Nude to the Skinsider is Charlotte Sullivan, a Canadian cutie who gives up her North of the Border beauties fifty-four minutes into the horror-thriller Population 436. She's doing it in a barn. What an animal!
More nude-to-theaters players are Veroncia Bernalâ and Pell James, making their skin debuts in The King. Veronica's queens make an appearance within three minutes, while having sex with Gael García Bernal. Forty minutes later Bernal is dining at Pell's Y and has dessert on her jugs. Long live The King!
The Skinsider expected his mind to be blown watching A Scanner Darkly, based on the novel by noted sci-fi kook Philip K. Dick, but who knew my pants would get blown too! And by Winona Ryder! Besides a nip slip in Autumn in New York, this buxom beauty has yet to share her chestular bounty with fans, that is until the sixty-two-minute mark here, where her boobs are displayed rolling over in bed. There's a but, sadly not a butt, but that the whole film is shot in Rotoscope, which means that the actors are filmed and then animated over. And word on the street is that Winona’s Scanners weren’t actually bare under all that ink.
Let's end this report on a high note, although with a slight bitter aftertaste. Everyone's favorite softcore exploitation star, Misty Mundae, has turned her beautiful backside on the B-movie industry that made her name and even has turned that supple back on her name. She now goes by Erin Brown in the movie The Lost. But you can take the girl out of the dirty movies, but you can't take the dirty moves out of the girl. The first scene of this indie features Misty/Erin completely naked; she then joins her topless friend Rudy Larocca. Later Shay Astar flashes her rack, and Robin Sydney adds to the breast count in a sex scene.
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If Sex Is Zero, then count the Skinsider naught! Panik House delivers on its promise to bring American audiences the breast in South Korean hotness. But this is even more of a find than the company's usually excellent exploitation. Sex Is Zero, out today on DVD, is in fact a gross-out sex comedy, with its influences ranging from Fast Times at Ridgemont High to American Pie, and the laughs are only outnumbered by the Asian nudity. It's the best of both worlds and a worthy edition for anyone's DVD library.
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It's over. The soap opera about a family of morticians and the naked corpses they work on concluded with its fifth season last year, but we can now relive the little death of the series with the release of Six Feet Under: The Complete Fifth Season, out today on DVD. It's always sad to say goodbye to any show that shows tits and ass. But Six Feet Under didn't go quietly into the night. Veteran TV actress Lee Garlington shows off her pots of gold in the episode "The Rainbow of Her Reasons," though, like much of the skin in this series, it's cold on the morgue slab. A more lively perv-formance is by Tina Holmes, who shows her itsy-bitsy pair in a lovemaking scene from "Singing for Our Lives." It's not over until the topless lady sings.
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Another made-for-TV production worth checking out is the foreign-made sword and sorcery of Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King, out today on DVD. In it, Kristanna Loken, the nude robot from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, adds to her growing résumé of skin with a nipple slip nineteen minutes into the film. Now un-sheath your weapon and go at it!
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Is 2001 Maniacs a crazy remake of the Stanley Kubrick sci-fi classic or a more numerically ambitious sequel to the Herchell Gordon Lewis proto-gore exploitative masterpiece Two Thousand Maniacs? Do you really care when over half a dozen nude newbies get naked in bath, lesbian, and fetish scenes? No, of course you don't; you just go out and buy the DVD, which is out in stores today.
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It may be obvious, but The Keeper, out today on DVD, is a keeper. That's because it features the always skinsational Asia Argento in the always skinful role of a stripper. Surprisingly her act involves a bra big enough to hold a pair of A-bombs, with enough tassels hanging from it to obscure the rest of her luscious body. Asia is anything but skingy, however, and does some T&A in a shower scene. It's the old masturbate and switch!
