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April 11, 2006
She's ba-ack! And Sharon Stone is still a stone-cold fox. Who wouldn't suffer an ice pick to the head for a night in the sack with this mature mama? She still looks great and wanted to show off just how great with even more nude scenes in the newly opened Basic Instinct 2. Let's just say she opens the film with a finger-licking-good scene in which she tongues her lover's finger and places it between her legs while taking a real joy ride. But just like the original, the climax is a deadly one for her horny stud. Who cares? Viewers are still alive and kicking in their pants when Sharon is naked in an orgy an hour into the flick. Fourteen minutes later and there's more of Sharon's Stones, and twelve minutes after that it's more of Sharon's baser instincts in the Jacuzzi. And that's not to say anything about Flora Montgomery, who's T&A is a nice way to clean the pants palette between Sharon's flashes. Who's ready for number three?
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Also nude to theaters is Slither, a horror movie that offers a nice nip slip from Tania Saulnier forty-eight minutes in, followed immediately by a better shot of her breasts as she leaps nude from the tub to avoid infestation by an evil slug. Those slithering creeps have good taste.
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Nude to DVD today is Ellie Parker, which offers yet another chance to see the electrifying Naomi Watts in the flesh. She was lust obscene in the King Kong remake, though that was only accidental nudity. There's no accident about the public display of flesh here.
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Little Fish, out today on DVD, is sure to please your big fish, if you're hooked on Cate Blanchett. The usually skingy actress is, sadly, not really naked in the movie, where she plays an ex-junkie, but her body double is, and she has a body that'll make you see double.
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Remember MTV's The Real World? If you do you'll likely remember one of its friskiest freaks, Trishelle Cannatella. The stunning brunette is one of the main selling points to the comedy-horror film Scorned, which is out today in a Two Disc Collector's Edition. She opens the film riding some cheating boyfriend and exposing her boob tube and butt. But she's not alone: Tonya Cooley, another Real World vet, shows off her delight-fulls in the shower; Jenna Lewis, from Survivor fame, shows off her tribal coconuts; The Bachelor's Trish Schneider moons her fans; and Stacie Jones Upchurch, of The Apprentice 2, fires up her chocolate milk sacks. All of which goes to show (literally) that there's skin after TV.
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What's a horror movie without nudity? Horrible. Thankfully Camp Slaughter, which is out today on DVD, is not a horrible horror movie. That's because it features the nubile charms of a very naked Christina Luoma as a cheerleader who gets her pompoms tossed in a floor-bound boff that'll rally the fans in your trousers.
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Less of a tease is Kestie Morassi in the Aussie thriller Wolf Creek, out today on DVD. Oh, she flashes her fanny, but it's as a madman is terrorizing her, which harshes my boner.
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States of Control, out today on DVD, will have you losing control when the former star of the TV hit The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd, Jennifer Van Dyck, makes her nude debut. She exposes her Molly Dodds in the sack, which is sure to please your Van Dyck.
