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April 18, 2006
Hollywood has made a killing with the latest serving of horror movies, each of which seems destined to own the box office for the week of its premiere. As happy as the Skinsider is to report that fact, it's also my sad duty to note that few if any of these PG-13-rated films bring the skin. That trend, however, may be turning thanks to the success of Hostel, which hits video racks today in an Unrated Edition. The regular edition is such a hoot--as in hooters--that it boggles the mind as to how it can be improved. They may not be household names--hell, the Skinsider can't even pronounce them--but Jana Kaderabkova, Barbara Nedeljakova, Natali Tothova, and Sandy Style (OK, I can get my tongue around that last one--and, oh, I wish I literally could!), along with the oodles of anonymous skin, are the kind of freaky fetishists that make movie going a pleasure.
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What does Mrs. Henderson Presents? Well, check out the DVD, on sale today, and see, see, see! What will you see? Fully nude English strumpets, that's what! Judi Dench plays the real-life aristocrat who gives the Brits a blitz in their pants when she opens up the first all-nude musical revue in Great Britain during the constant air raids of WWII--Britain wasn't that great until she did. Judi doesn't present her pretties, as she did in younger years, but viewers may recognize some of the sweet eye candy, such as Kelly Reilly, of The Safe House and The Russian Dolls. Most of the half dozen cuties are new and nude to the big screen, which is sure to make audiences big you know where.
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Perverts strike gold with the release of Cross of Iron, out today on DVD. Senta Berger, the Austrian arouser, may have one of the greatest rear ends in the business, and she's been showing it off since her nude debut in When Women Had Tails. And even near sixty, in Scharf aufs Leben, she just can't help sharing her booty. But in this, the Sam Peckinpah war drama, she proves why all is definitely not quiet on the western front. Take a look at her full moon and you'll know why war is hell . . . on a soldier's privates!
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Some movie claimed that in space nobody can hear you scream, which is a shame for those who want to vocally let their appreciation of Holley Chant's tits be known. They make their breast appearance in the gory sci-fi thriller Event Horizon, which comes out on a Two Disc Collector's Edition today. Now that's an event!
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Want to talk Irresistible, out today on DVD? Then let's be blunt, more specifically Emily Blunt--the English woman is, well, irresistible. She first made audiences lose their heads (and other sticky things) when she made her nude debut in Henry VIII, which was quickly followed by the lovely summer topless sunbathing scene in My Summer of Love, and now she's back with a sexy, silhouetted lovemaking scene. Your blunt will be blown.
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If you like your women hot and spicy, may the Skinsider suggest a trip to Chile for a south of her border look at Leonor Varela. If you can't afford the airfare then just trek down to your local video store and buy Americano, out today on DVD. You may recall her skingy performance in Cleopatra, but she's no longer the queen of denial thanks to a skinny dip forty-two minutes into the film. Her breasts are joined by Ruthanna Hopper's buns, which makes us all very horny Americanos.
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With a name like Mr. Hell, a horror flick out on DVD today, you'd be warned to stay away. But when the film features the skin of Tracy Smith it's hard (oh, so very hard) to say no. This is the blonde's first foray into flesh and it's a nice peek at her peaks. Fifty-two minutes in she's getting her top ripped open, which leads to some nice boobs and thong action, until Mr. Hell ruins everything and impales the pretty. Tracy should have hung out with Mr. Skin!
