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Munich's Terrorist Titty — Grandma's Boobs — Get Wet with Waterland — Fat and Skinny Battle for Heaven
May 9, 2006
The Jews say, "Never Again," referring to the Holocaust, but again and again and again, please, Mr. Spielberg, when it comes to movies like Munich, out today on DVD. The story of the Israeli response to the terrorist murders at the Berlin Olympics, the movie inhabits a moral shadow world, but the lights are bright on Marie-Josee Croze, who is starkers in a nude scene both stimulating and scary. She plays an assassin targeted by the Israeli team and when cornered tries to use her womanly charms to discourage her would-be killers. But those Israelis are a hard lot, and when she flashes her fully naked rack they shoot her chest full of holes. Not going down without another flash, Marie-Josee opens her robe to reveal her hairy patch. What a way to go. In an earlier scene, Swedish meatball Lisa Werlinder briefly shows off her boobs after a bomb blows up her hotel and her shirt.
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Forget the "Got Milk?" campaign and ask instead, "Got Milk Maid?" That's because Heidi Hawking, a blonde with plastic fantastic love-bags, plays that character in the newly released unrated edition DVD Grandma's Boy. Fans of the HBO series Entourage may already recognize the buxom beauty from her stint as a stripper on that show. Hell, when you've got a pair as full and hard as hers then why not show them off at every opportunity? It sure gets the Skinsider off!
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Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal (yes, Jake's dad), the offbeat English drama Waterland is out on DVD today. It's also a sure beat-off treat thanks to two Brits and a Bronx-born babe getting naked. First let's be patriotic and begin with Cara Buono, who's brief topless scene in a classroom is enough to have viewers rallying around their personal flag poles. Next is British Tea & A Siri Neal, who followed this exposure with an even better peek at her peaks in Cloning of Joanna May and the UK TV series Alleyn Mysteries. But the movie is most notable for the nude debut of Britannia babe Lena Headey. This was only the start of a carnal career that's seen her in half-a-dozen movies with skin! But this holds a special place in her heart (and our hard-ons), as she says, "I watch [Waterland] and it's, 'I had bigger boobs then. What happened?' "
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Battle in Heaven, out today on DVD, has something for everybody, as long as they're perverted. The movie features some explicit, real sex scenes with Marcos Hernandez, so watch out for the meat, and a dreadlocked prostitute played by Anapola Mushkadiz. This is part of the new wave of gritty Mexican cinema, so there's also a nude scene from Hernandez's wife, the portly Bertha Ruiz (are there any svelte women named Bertha?). Stacking the odds in the pretty girls column is a full-frontal scene from the exotic Grace Avila, so chubby chasers and guys who just like to have chubbies will be happy.
