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Uma Thurman Produces — These Girls Are Naked — Katherine Heigl's Skin Effects — The Perverted Crime
May 16, 2006
It features no nudity, but it is still the lead for the Skinsider column because Uma Thurman makes such a fine Ulla in The Producers, out today on DVD. This is not the original Mel Brooks comedy from 1968, which features blonde bombshell Lee Meredith in that titastic role. Nor is it a film of the hit Broadway musical that spawned this remake, though it'd be nice to see that, as it features jugtacular Cady Huffman as Ulla. The usually skinful Uma--check out her just-eighteen debut in Dangerous Liaisons--is skingy here, but as the chorus girl whom everyone sings about she is a leggy treat and sure to make you produce something sticky in your pants.
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Imagine this, a couple of hot young girls are bored during their summer vacation, so they come up with a plan to add some action to their dull routine. What these devilish ladies devise is blackmail most fantastic. They find a stud and force him to have sex with them! The movie is called These Girls, a Canadian feature out on DVD today. These girls are played by Caroline Dhavernas, a French-Canadian who’s shown her igloos, icicles, and even snowy patch in many previous movies, and Holly Lewis, a first-time nudist on the screen. I’d love to see more of these girls' girls anytime!
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Katherine Heigl used to date Joey Lawrence, and the Skinsider can see what attracted the boy star after watching her thong-tastic swimsuit scene in My Father the Hero. She fulfilled the promise of that by taking it off in a shower scene in Prince Valiant, the comic book brought to fleshy life thanks to Katherine's now-naked ass, at least as it appeared in the European version of the film. She finally shows off what she's got up top, and it's a lot, in Side Effects, which is out on DVD today. Those heavy hitters are seen twenty-four minutes in, and then there's a close-up back shot of her boob at thirty-three minutes. Nice effect.
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Want to know what The Perfect Crime--out today on DVD--really is? The fact that its two nude actresses have never been naked prior to their nude debuts here. They each have one skin scene early in the film. The first flash comes at the three-minute mark. Brunette Latina Penelope Velasco makes it hard to concentrate on the credits, very hard, as she's sleeping completely nude. The camera pans up her nude body, which is partially covered by a white sheet, though her right tit is clearly seen. It's the sheet! Spanish blonde Kira Miró shakes her plastic fantastic lovers atop her bearded and bedded lover as they make it in a department store eighteen minutes into the film. That's one way to test out the merchandise.
