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Claudette Colbert's Milk Sacks — Jessica Biel Nude? — The Two Organs of Felicity Huffman — Deadwood = Hard Wood
May 23, 2006
Father's Day is coming and if you want to make your father come (or, more likely, your grandfather), then get him a copy of The Sign of the Cross, out today on DVD. This period drama was directed by Cecil B. DeMille and stars Claudette Colbert. Those are not names that one usually associates with skinful Hollywood, but even back in the black-and-white days ladies had boobies and film captured their accidental slip. Take for erotic example a scene nineteen minutes into this where Claudette is taking a milk bath and exposes one of her milk sacks. If you think that's too vanilla, there's a non-nude but highly kinky scene featuring Sally Rand seductively bound and hanging like a meaty trophy. Shoot to thrill.
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Don't you hate it when skingy actresses like Jessica Biel trick us into thinking they've flashed their finery? That's just what happens in London, out today on DVD. The 7th Heaven actress appears to take audiences to heaven in a butt-exposing bedroom scene, but in fact that's Vanessa Motta's tush. It's a nice one, and the Skinsider feels obligated to credit it, but it's not Jessica's. Genital-men, you'll just have to wait. But fear not; they almost always come to the skin side.
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Felicity Huffman isn't a typical beauty, but she's shared her unusually good looks with boob-tube audiences on the Showtime series Out of Order and Bedtime. Her big-screen nude debut is in the gender-bending Transamerica, which is out on DVD today. It has garnered her lots of attention, even at Oscar time. The movie is a two-edged sword, however, that will likely still rally your flesh sword. Felicity plays a transgendered mom, in other words a man in the middle of a sex-change operation. Thankfully the producers chose to cast the role with a woman, as it does feature several nice glimpses at Felicity's finery. That finery is male at the beginning of the movie, but by the one-hour-and-thirty-four-minute mark she's in the tub rubbing the product of her surgery, a vagina. It's worth the wait.
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One of the biggest surprises on TV is how good Deadwood is. Who thought there was any life in the tired Western genre? But strong characters, stronger language, and, of course, nudity (It's not TV. It's HBO.), makes this must-sleaze TV. The Complete Second Season is out today and it's worth more than a second look. Ashleigh Kizer, in the provocatively entitled "The Whores Can Come," makes one of the cowboys do just that in a topless blowjob scene. Robin Weigert, as Calamity Jane Canary, shows off her softer backside in the same episode. Regular Molly Parker shows her butt in "A Lie Agreed Upon" and adds some left tit for good measure. While Sarah Paulson, in a skintastic guest appearance in the episode "Something Very Expensive," shows off her divine pair in bed. Yee-haw!
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Do you know who Jeanna Fine is? Then you are a dirty boy! Jeanna is one of the Golden Age porn stars who began as a flat-chested alterna-girl, when they were called punks, and has since gone plastic and fantastic. She's also a bit of an oral queen known for her superior cock-sucking talent. That, sadly, is not present in The Boondock Saints: Unrated Special Edition, out today on DVD, but it's still a nice opportunity to meet up with the sex star in more comfortable surroundings. Her big girls get an extreme close-up and then are felt up by a burglar an hour and two minutes into the film. It's a steal!
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She's breast known as the female terminator in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, but blonde Kristanna Loken has been showing off her perfect skin since Academy Boyz and continues the good work in BloodRayne: Unrated Director's Cut, which is out today. There's some anonymous nudity thirty-five minutes into the film, then at the fifty-five-minute mark Kristanna gets her top ripped off and shows her boobs in a sex scene. Forget the blood, the sperm will rain!
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The O.C. beauty Amanda Righetti makes her nude debut in Angel Blade, out today on DVD. It's a hum-dinger too, with nearly half a dozen skin scenes and one thong scene that is almost as hot. Amanda is kinky and hot and hopefully she will continue with that trend. Oh, Kathleen Pederson works as a topless receptionist, which in any other movie would be a highlight, but next to Amanda her nudity is vanilla. It’s still tasty though.
