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Asia Argento's Heart-On — Butt Is It Kate Beckinsale? — Unbury Melissa Leo — Erotically Charged Entourage
June 6, 2006
It might be true that The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, which is out today on DVD, but writers are far worse. The film is based on the collection of short stories of the same name by J.T. LeRoy, who proposed to be a boy hooker but in fact was a middle-aged mother playing a literary hoax on hipsters everywhere. The Skinsider is nonjudgmental and will forgive any number of lies if they're delivered with a hint of flesh. There's more than that here thanks to director and star Asia Argento, who plays a stripper and exposes the expected skin associated with that noble profession. This heart is about to have an attack after watching Asia shine a pole with her inner thighs.
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Whether you believe in Intelligent Design or Darwin's Theory of Evolution, you'll still find something to love about the sequel Underworld: Evolution, out today on DVD. Cheers to director Len Wiseman, who like his surname has the wisdom to not only cast his wife, Kate Beckinsale, but then feature her in a steamy-hot love scene. Jeers to the fact that Kate's naked ass may not in fact be hers at all, but that of a body double. She does have a history of this kind of thing, as anyone who saw her supposed sex scene in Haunted can attest. But she lives up to the title of her nude debut, Uncovered, with three scenes uncovering her boobs. So what's the Skinsider's verdict? Whatever pleases my dick!
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More box-office big shots should have the gratification of helming their own ego-trip features, at least if The Three Burials of Melquaides Estrada, out today on DVD, is any indication. The drama by Tommy Lee Jones is serious, but not without balancing that heaviness with some serious skin from Melissa Leo. The redhead has been showing off her hot charms since Streetwalkin', and her fully nude couch flash here shows that the old girl still has some tricks up her sleeves--that is, if she were wearing any sleeves.
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The closest thing the Skinsider has to a horror flick on this, the sixth day of the sixth month of the two thousandth and sixth year--that's 666, people--is the psycho thriller Straight Into Darkness, out today on DVD. It's not really a supernatural thriller, but it'll have to do. And do it does well thanks to Linda Thorson, the Canadian cutie who first caught our eyes (and flies) in Valentino. Her nudity here is decidedly less erotic, unless you go for the forced-to-strip kink, and many do. She was also fifty-seven years old at the time of filming, which adds the MILF fetish. And when she takes off her top there's even a scar on her tit. That's three kinks for the price of one!
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If you're Hollywood then Entourage is your show. Los Angeles hasn't had a love fest like this ever. It's like HBO has put a mirror up to the Shallow Hals of Tinseltown and they like what they see. The Skinsider likes what he sees in The Complete Second Season, which is out on DVD today. First, in an episode entitled "My Maserati Does 185," Jeanine Giovanni and Holly Valance have tits that make the blood go to my hotrod even faster. Then in "Chinatown," Asian arouser Ling Bai gets twisted up in a sex pretzel. You can't watch just one.
