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Hello Dolly — Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Whack Whack — Rise Up with Cemetery Man — Amy Madigan Will Drive You Mad
June 13, 2006
What more do you need to know besides Beyond the Valley of the Dolls: 2 Disc Special Edition is out on DVD today? That should be enough motivation to send you immediately to the store to buy this cult classic piece, the jewel in the crown of Russ Meyer's carnal oeuvre, for yourself, your friends, your family, and strangers on the street. Seeing this makes one evangelical in wanting to spread the good word, just as top-heavy dolls Erica Gavin, Marcia McBroom, Cynthia Myers, Angel Ray, Dolly Read, Susan Reed, and Samantha Scott spread their legs. The story of an all-female rock band's rise and fall will only have the former effect on your crotch. Adding to the fun, the same day Valley of the Dolls is coming out on DVD, which is the soaper about pill-popping hotties that inspired Meyer's masturbation-piece. To paraphrase the screenplay by rotund critic Roger Ebert, "This is the Skinsider's happening, and it freaks me out!"
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The title sounds like a one-night stand, but Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, out today on DVD, is one of those hybrid films, part comedy, part crime drama, and all about the skin! Speaking of nudity, let's start with a topless (and eventually headless) Tanja Reichert, who, in a flashback nine minutes into the film, is seen as a B-movie actress in a sex scene before a werewolf knocks off her head. You still get to see her knockers though. Michelle Monaghan also shows off her boobs in a couple scenes, as does Shannyn Sossamon and some anonymous pierced-nippled dancers in a Cirque du Soleil-type dancing sequence. You'll trip the lust fantastic.
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You'd think Cemetery Man, out today on DVD, is some kind of zombie movie, and you'd be correct--but not wholly. There is a cemetery man who gets to not only (re-) kill the undead as they rise from the grave but shoot something a bit hotter and stickier into cutie Anna Falchi as he does her topless in the bone yard. Too bad she dies and comes back to life, at which time our cemetery man has to do her again, though not in the way he'd like. At least Anna chooses to return from death as she lived-- topless.
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Amy Madigan is married to tough-guy actor Ed Harris, but don't let that stop you from admiring her pretty form in The Prince of Pennsylvania, out today on DVD. She shows off the rump and some of the tits that hooked her the bald thespian when getting out of bed with Keanu Reeves at the thirty-eight-minute mark. It's a nice glimpse of the sweet honey, but for the pure nectar take a look at her full-frontal bouquet in Female Perversions. It's perverse.
