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Red Hot NYPD Blue — Hitch Your Cock To Frenzy — Whacking Wailer
June 20, 2006
One of the original ugly-men-and-beautiful-broads TV shows, NYPD Blue, was also a forerunner on the skinning of the boob tube. And it was about time. The Complete Fourth Season is now out on DVD, and it's a bonanza for ass men, especially ass men who love Sharon Lawrence, who played pit-bull detective Dennis Franz's far-more-attractive wife. But all work and no whack makes Franz a dull boy, which is where Sharon comes in. The episode is called "Moby Greg," and Sharon takes it all off in a bedroom seduction that ends with a luscious view of her rear end, which, if the Skinsider may say, is the living end. For the breast men, check out "Bad Rap," which only deserves a bad rap if you wanted a less obstructed view of Kim Delaney's tits.
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If there's one Alfred Hitchcock movie to hitch your cock to, it's Frenzy, out today on DVD. It's a post-Psycho take on murder most foul and nudity most nude. As a murdered ex-wife, Barbara Leigh-Hunt shows off her hooters, which are to die for, but not in the way they're treated here! The girlfriend is played by brassy blonde Anna Massey, who shows her full-frontal finery for the rotund masturbator director. It's a mystery why he didn't use his actresses more skinfully over his entire il-lust-rious career.
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Now, a week after the infamous 6/6/06, the studios start unleashing some horror on us. What would the Anti-Christ say about that? Well, he may be appeased by the creepy scares in The Wailer, out today on DVD, which has nothing to do with Bob Marley and everything to do with Brenda Lyn Mejia's skin.
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There are few movies that have come out recently that have titles as fun as Insecticidal, out today on DVD. Yes, it's a horror movie, though it's billed as a thriller, which may have to do with all the kinky bondage, skingoria, and shower scenes. It certainly thrills the Skinsider.
