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Sinful CineVegas — Gratuitous Gwendoline — Carnal Candy Stripers — Perverse Private Resort
June 27, 2006
They call it CineVegas, but from the Skinsider's viewpoint it should be renamed SinVegas. Just sit back and read about the skin coming to a theater near you.
Wasn't Christ a pacifist? Well, G.I. Jesus gives religious perverts a whole new cross to bear--in their pants! First, at the thirty-two-minute mark, there's some big-breasted anonymous nudity. Then Portuguese pretty Patricia Mota makes her nude debut bottomless for a full-frontal wink at the camera. That'll make anyone a believer.
In Love Sick, just about a minute into the film raunchy Romanian Maria Popistasu flashes her left titty in a sex scene. She's later seen on the toilet, flashing her boobs again, and then her breasts are out yet again about an hour in. If that's not enough, Maria asks to see the breasts of hot redhead Ioana Barbu and she does it. There’s nothing sick about that love.
The lesbian comedy Park exposes two new and nude talents, Anne Dudek and Melanie Lynskey (you might remember Melanie as Kate Winslet’s teenage lesbian lover in Heavenly Creatures). Forty minutes in they're both topless in the back of a truck. SNL's Cheri Oteri gives talk-show host Ricki Lake a long lip lock, which may not have skin but will keep people talking.
A movie filled with nude debuts is the drama 5 Up 2 Down, where New Yorkers Natane Boudreau and Paz de la Huerta show their Manhattan skylines, as does Olivia Richardson. First, Natane and Olivia are in thongs, topless and smoking rock cocaine in a montage that has everything but the rock 'n' roll, and we like it. Paz gets her breasts exposed in a toilet stall, which will leave audiences flush.
Want to talk about Lunacy, how about Katerina Ruzickova, Iva Littmanova, and Katerina Valachov eating chocolate cake topless? That may be the definition of death by chocolate. Anna Geislerová is involved in some ungodly and unclothed ceremony that exposes her pie à la mode. There's fat skin, too, which makes this horror movie quite the diverse treat.
Skin City looks at the world of erotica and features such heavy-hitters in the field as Jenna Jameson, Felicia Fox, and Brooke Hunter. The only nudity is uncredited, but this is still the kind of softcore documentary that's sure to leave you hard.
Who wouldn’t want to join a Beer League? The film is sure to put a good head on your cup, especially forty-four minutes in when, during Ralph Macchio’s bachelor party, Keisha shoots ping-pong balls from her poon while topless. And more anonymous strippers make this the big leagues, if you know what we mean.
Let’s give a hand to The Ring Finger, where Olga Kurylenko gets naked in the shower with a bunch of equally nude broads an hour and six minutes into the film, and then seven minutes later she’s getting laid. So clean and yet so dirty.
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It's one of the greatest sex movies of all time, Gwendoline, and it makes its appearance on DVD finally in an Unrated Director's Cut. That director is the infamous Just Jaeckin of Emmanuelle fame and again he introduces the world to a new sex star. Tawny Kitaen was a few years away from her MTV video vixen fame as the snake-pleasing hood fixture in the video of her then-husband from Whitesnake, but she looks even better here in the fetishist take on Indiana Jones inspired by the kinky comic by noted cartoon perv John Willie. The film features tons of anonymous skin as well as French babe Zabou. This cut has never been seen in the U.S. before, so genital-men, start your penises!
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If a horror film is going to send you to the hospital or worse, and a nurse is good for what ails you, then you can't beat the combination of Candy Stripers, out today on DVD, which mixes the two genres for very sexy results. The movie features the lovely nudity of Deanna Brooks, Playboy Playmate from May 1998, last obscene in Boat Trip, and black-is-boobiful Serria Tawan, who has shown off her large chocolate milk sacks in Dangerous Invitations. That's two for the price of fun!
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Who doesn't love a teen sex comedy? Private Resort, out today on DVD, is one of the classics from the classic era of the mid-'80s. It features Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp as the horny boys and nudity from Vickie Benson, Leslie Easterbrook, and Hilary Shepard. What else do you need to know?
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It's odd that waif model and confirmed screen nudist Milla Jovovich has chosen to use a body double for her nudity in Ultraviolet, another one of her kick-ass action flicks, but maybe with the release of the Unrated, Extended Cut, out today on DVD, she'll surprise us with some nip slips. Keep an eye (and your penis) out.
