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Devilish Hard-on from Charlie's Angels — Everybody Must Get Stoned — The Matador Makes You See Red — Twofer the Price of Fun
July 4, 2006
There may not be a naughty bit to be found on Charlie's Angels: The Complete Third Season, but that doesn't mean it's not the sexiest group of discs you'll load into your DVD player this week, if not month, nay, maybe the entire year! Yes, this is the show that brought the jiggle to the boob tube and ruined many an adolescent boy's shorts. Farrah Fawcett may have been gone by Season Three, but she was replaced by the curvy Cheryl Ladd, who played her sister on the show, and by the looks of her could have been that in real life. If anything, her jiggle was even jigglier. Remember the opening credits with her in that wet red bikini . . . excuse the Skinsider for a moment. Ah, that's better. Well, Cheryl is joined by Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith for more than enough bra-less adventures to keep even the hungriest man satisfied. I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate America on this Independence Day. Grab onto your Old Glory and let the fireworks begin!
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Want to know why everybody wants to be a rock star? Check out Stoned: Unrated, on DVD today. The story of Brian Jones, the founder of The Rolling Stones, who was kicked out of the band and ended up dead of "misadventure," is explicitly explored, from his infatuation with Anita Pallenberg, played skinfully by Monet Mazur, to his various groupie love affairs, such as lustfully illustrated by Tuva Novotny. Jones got more life into his twenty-odd years than most of us get in a lifetime. Director Stephen Woolley insisted that for every naked woman there'd be a naked man to let it all hang out. Well, there are lots of flaccid members, which means plenty of female skin. No reason for you to be limp. Rock on!
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The action-comedy flick The Matador comes out on DVD today, and it's no bull when the Skinsider says that this arthouse flick is something viewers will want to flick their Bic at. It's that hot. It features the nude debut of Azucena Medina, a lovely Latina with a fine pair and no shame in showing them off. The movie has gotten a lot of notice for Pierce Brosnan's performance as a hit man who strikes up a barroom conversation with salesman Greg Kinnear, and while they both play against type, Azucena is more the Skinsider's type. She's just credited as Young Denver Fling, and it's only her first professional credit, but it's killer. Keep it up, Azucena, and we'll keep it up.
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If you are a fan of The Bourne Identity and want to see more of Matt Damon's German squeeze--you know, that fast chick from Run Lola Run--then check out I Love Your Work, the Hollywood satire recently out on DVD. In it, Franka Potente is not only seen topless sleeping in bed, she flashes her Lolas while on the run outside. Run don’t walk to see that!
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Here’s a budget twofer out today on DVD that you must have. It’s My Chauffeur, with three naked party girls--Jeannine Bisignano, Leslee Bremmer, and Sheila Lussier--packaged with My Tutor, which features outstanding nudity from the heavy hitters of Francesca “Kitten” Natividad and Jewel Shepard, with equally erotically pleasing glimpses of Amber Denyse Austin, Caren Kaye, Graem McGavin, and Katt Shea, as the uncredited mud wrestler. My my . . .
