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Muff See: Basic Instinct 2? — Road House Raises the Roof — Sho-Jugs Assassin — Get High on Weeds
July 11, 2006
Will Sharon Stone put her honey where her mouth is? Today is the day hairy palms across the globe will find out, as Basic Instinct 2: Unrated Extended Cut makes its official release on DVD. According to Sharon, the theatrical cut was not up to her prurient standards. She wanted more nudity, her nudity, and there was already quite a bit of her naughty bits to savor in the reels that made it to theaters. Despite the trouncing the movie got from critics, the Skinsider gave it a thumb's up (in my pants) for her three skin scenes, from her boobs to even a fleeting full-frontal glance. Regardless of Sharon's potentially penis-pleasing extra sex scenes, the ones already in with Flora Montgomery's T&A and Anne Caillon's jugs make this a must-see. Add some kinky dominatrix tricks from a sexy if skinless Vee Vimolmal, and audiences everywhere will be ready to submit.
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For those living it, the '80s were a time of great insipidness--bad music, bad movies, bad hairstyles. But from the perspective of time those years may have produced some of the most extraordinary examples of America cinema ever, from teen sex comedies to kick-ass action flicks. And then there's Road House, which comes out on DVD in a Deluxe Edition today. Starring Patrick Swayze as a bouncer, the film not only kicks ass, it shows its fair share. Those fair shares belong to Laura Albert, as a stripper, Kelly Lynch, as Swayze's love interest, and Julie Michaels, as another topless, stage-bound tease. It's been a long time since such mainstream fare has been this fun to watch, both with the little and the big head.
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There's something about the Japanese woman, both submissive and dominant, she makes a man want to grab his samurai sword and chop up her sushi. While the Dragon Lady may be a staple of Asian arousal, in Shogun Assassin, out today on DVD, the skin is all of the passive variety. In fact, both Reiko Kasahara and Kayo Matsuo have children present in their topless scenes. That may turn some off, but it is important that men not allow anything to get in the way of our getting off. It may sound harsh, but such is the way of the samurai, who must always heed the orders of his masturbator.
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With a name like Weeds, the Showtime series out today on DVD, you have to expect either a lot of pubes or pot. Sadly this story of a suburban mom who also works as a drug dealer has much more of the latter than the former. In fact, the series, which stars Mary-Louise Parker as the grass-hound, has not shown any full-frontal nudity to date. But give it time; it is a cable show. Speaking of show, there's a nice guest appearance from Clare Carey, whom you may recall from the sitcom Coach, who exposes her breasts in an episode called "Higher Education," which will indeed get you high.
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The Skinsider is partial to Nastassja Kinski. I used to have her naked snake poster over my bed and fantasized about having her in bed with my snake. The closest I've come to fulfilling that fantasy is the many, many skin scenes she's done in movies. But in Little Boy Blue, out today on DVD, Nastassja never removes her bra, even in a steamy make-out scene. Still, your little boy won't be that blue after getting a look at Kaitlin Hopkins tied to a tree and gagged with her boobs hanging out. That is, if you're a kinky freak, which of course you are.
