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Big Tops in Carnivŕle — Dirty Moves from Penélope Cruz — Lesbian Love Is Outside the Law — Beaver's Girl Is a Sparkler
July 18, 2006
For a time it didn’t appear that HBO was going to renew its freaky Depression-era sideshow drama Carnivŕle, which stars such bountiful beauties as Adrienne Barbeau, but thankfully the suits at the network caved into popular demand and today The Complete Second Season is out on DVD. No one is happier than the Skinsider to see episodes such as “Outskirts, Damascus, NE” where Cynthia Ettinger flashes her elephant-sized trunks, or “Alamogordo, N.M.” where Carla Gallo shows off her gallons of fun in a peep show. This truly is the greatest show on earth.
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There’s an Italian drama that comes out on DVD today called Don’t Move, but the Skinsider suggests you move quickly to pick it up. That’s because Spanish fly-girl Penélope Cruz gets a breast examination that will have viewers doing a pants examination. That Claudia Gerini and Elena Perino also get naked, though Elena as a corpse, is only icing on the cheesecake.
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Australian sexport Rose Ashton will give you cause for horny hunger in Feed, out today on DVD. The small-breasted brunette beauty takes a shower and shows everything but her Down Unders. Then she’s in bed with her beau for a tumble. It’s this sort of action that gives the crime thriller the jolt it needs, and you’ll feel it, oh yes, you’ll feel it.
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The made-for-TV movie Outside the Law, out today on DVD, is a fine chance to catch up on very busy busty blonde Anna Levine. This is one of her first nude exposures, after her debut in White Hot, and, better still, she makes out with big-breasted brunette Stephanie Swinney, in her breast and sadly last reveal on screen.
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Who is Emma Lung? This black-haired beauty is new to the Skinsider and nude in Peaches, out today on DVD. It’s a brief look at her, yes, Lungs, but well worth the time. That’s one down, Emma, two more body parts to go.
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Veronica Cartwright may not be officially nude in Sparkler, out today on DVD, but she still looks hot as a stripper in a G-string and pasties. The old girl has aged quite well, even compared to her wide-open beaver shot from her nude debut in Inserts back in 1975, and oh, to insert something in her back then! She was also Violet on the popular sitcom Leave It to Beaver and gave the Beav his first kiss. But here, the nudity is handled quite well by ethnic mutt Sheila Tousey in her first and only onscreen skin while getting a trailer-park bang.
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There’s no subtlety to the title Sexcretaries, out today on DVD, but who needs subtlety, especially in an NC-17-rated film? These secretaries will do anything to get to the top, which usually means riding on top of a lot of bosses. Oh, but there’s lesbianism too, as well as some ménages-ŕ-trois, outdoor sex, and even a few tattoos. See if you can find them on Crista Black, Kelli Brown, Alana Evans, Jessica Hinton, and Jamie Sweet. It’s one way to pass the time.
