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August 1, 2006
The Comeback: The Complete and Only Season comes out on DVD today. It’s an Entourage-like insider HBO comedy that never caught on, as its title implies, but like its more successful cousin on the cable network it’s rife with nudity. So what’s not to like? Well, Lisa Kudrow for one. Yes, this former Friends star is likeable, and she’s known for taking risks, such as appearing in the porn epic Boogie Nights, but she remains one of the most skingy actresses working today. And, sadly, she continues her non-streaking streak here. Luckily Malin Akerman and Dee Dee Rescher make bashful Lisa blush on more than one occasion when they remove their tops in episodes “Valerie Gets a Magazine Cover” and “Valerie Relaxes in Palm Springs,” respectively. The Skinsider will comeback for more of that!
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No, Kingsize, out today on DVD, isn’t the Skinsider’s nickname for his happy camper. It’s a Polish comedy that features some nice nudity from two sausage-pleasers. There’s Katarzyna Figura, who’s been exposing her Figura since Ga, Ga – Chwala bohaterom but whom most Americans remember as Sally Kellerman’s cheeky ass-istant in Ready to Wear. Here she’s showing off that fine ass again, while Liza Machulska makes a nice nude debut. No Polish jokes here, just good times.
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There are crimes that are unthinkable, such as the theft of sex, which is why the Skinsider has waited for the release of The Sex Thief, out today on DVD, with masturbated breath. Thankfully the film is merely a British comedy, with enough kinky sex and strippers to keep illegal activity at a lull. Some of the nudes included are overweight lover Deirdre Costello, full-frontal bondage queen Diane Keen, stripper Val Penny, and Jenny Westbrook. Call the cops, for this sex thief will steal your heart-on.
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It was only a matter of time before the Playboy mansion opened its doors to the world of reality TV. With The Girls Next Door: Season One, out on DVD today, they’ve created a door that’s worth knocking on, thanks to the big knockers of stars Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson. While nudity, as in the dirty bits, is absent due to it being on the E! network, the sexy sights are sure going to make viewers want to watch in the nude.
