The Skinsider Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Gossip, Breaking News on Who's Getting Nude
Hellraiser, Pants-Tightener — Lusting for Living Dead Girls — The Wire Is Wickedly Wanton — Bryce Dallas Howard shows her Aunt Beav
August 8, 2006
It’s a franchise that keeps on giving, Hellraiser. And today Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth comes out on DVD. It may be hell on earth for those unlucky enough to release Pinhead from his kinky cell, but it’s heaven as well thanks to the series’s copious cuties and their penchant for skin. In this installment Paula Marshall, Bonnie Douglas on The Wonder Years, makes her nude debut. You may also recall the sultry brunette from her notable Seinfeld guest spot. She played the NYU reporter who “outs” Jerry and George. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
*
The French have given us many things, and it’s not the Skinsider’s style to make easy jokes at their expense. But those beret-spinning beauties are not known for their horror-gore classics. Maybe that is about to change with the release today on DVD of Revenge of the Living Dead Girls: Uncut Edition. The movie stars blonde French tart Kathryn Charly, who never again exposed her carnal charms onscreen, so she had a lot to do in this film, and do them all she does! She opens with a mere pinched nipple but closes with all three B’s, making this living dead girl the living end.
*
Has it really been ten years? That’s what the packaging on Tromeo & Juliet: 10th Anniversary Edition, out today on DVD, says. The Skinsider believes what he reads, especially when it comes from our favorite Times Square B-movie outfit, Troma. Written by future Scooby-Doo scribe James Gunn and narrated by Lemmy from Motorhead, what could be better than that? Well, a naked Jane Jensen as Juliet for one, and even more skin from Scream Queen Debbie Rochon and Jacqueline Tavarez. The Bard would get hard if he were alive to see this adaptation of his most famous work.
*
HBO has a way of taking a derivative idea and making it great. Who thought a story about a gangster undergoing psychotherapy would be anything more than a poor rehash of a bad Billy Crystal comedy? But then they delivered the sublime, and such is the case with the seemingly simple cops and drug dealers in the Baltimore drama The Wire, which releases its Complete Third Season on DVD today. The story’s characters have developed into some of the roundest and most realistically rendered anywhere, let alone TV, but even better is when some of those characters let us see their round figures. Brandy Burre makes a naked guest appearance in the episode “Slapstick” that’ll have you slapping your stick, and regular Sonja Sohn lustfully illustrates her lesbian cop’s ability to take off a collar. Definitely tap this wire.
*
There’s a fetish for everything. No doubt, one of my dear readers gets hard for the daughters of ex-child actors who are now bald directors, and if so then this is your lucky day. Ron Howard’s daughter Bryce Dallas Howard is naked in Lars Von Trier’s controversial Manderlay, out today on DVD. She shows everything she’s got in a skinterracial love scene that will get you mandelaid!
