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August 15, 2006
Smell that? Skin, son. Nothing in the world smells like that. I love the smell of skin in the morning. So says Robert Duvall, more or less, in Apocalypse Now. The movie has been packaged several times on DVD, but today you can get The Complete Dossier, which features both the original theatrical cut and the recently released Redux. It’s worth it for the skin, which does indeed smell like victory. There’re all those edited scenes featuring skintastic looks at Colleen Camp, Linda Carpenter, and Cynthia Wood, as Playboy Playmates, and Aurore Clément’s full-frontal flash for Martin Sheen. Holy shit, Saigon!
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Blind Beast vs. Killer Dwarf is the final film by legendary director Teruo Ishii, the director of Female Yakuza Tale, which means more blood and even more naked Japanese girls. Screwed is also by Ishii and based on the manga of Yoshiharu Tsuge. Both are available today from Panik House, the DVD company that is almost single-handedly mining the East for its moist delectable treasures. Those treasured chests include Kaori Danjou and Mutsumi Fujita in Blind Beast, and Tsugumi and Kaoru Mizuki join Mutsumi in Screwed. The sun isn’t the only thing rising in Japan if these discs are any indication.
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Rome wasn’t built in a day. No, it probably took several months to get the first season of this HBO series together. But it was worth it. Take the episode entitled “Egeria” where Francesca Berrettini gets into a naked sword fight with another nudie cutie. You’ll be grabbing your flesh sword. Then there’s Polly Walker in “The Stolen Egg.” Polly wants a cock and shows off her three B’s while riding it. She’s not the only regular who regularly shows off her irregulars. Kerry Condon, Lindsay Duncan, and Indira Varma all show their ruins so viewers can fiddle while they burn up the screen. Et tu, babe?
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What’s truly scary about Scary Movie 4, out today on DVD, is that it’s chockfull of cuties but none of them go all the way in showing their naughty bits. The movie is a knee slapper, but if only it tickled another funny bone. Still, with Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson playing three blonde sirens in low-cut, high-hemmed dresses you’ll find plenty to keep your prurient interest (among other things) up. And did the Skinsider mention that Carmen Electra is in the movie? Just looking at her sensual features is enough to soil my pants. But if that’s not enough for you, keep an eye out for some anonymous flashed breasts. Letting a girl take her top off and not giving her credit for it? Now that’s scary!
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You may know big-breasted Brit Kelly Brook from her recurring role on Smallville or perhaps from the movie The Italian Job, but if you want to really savor her 34E cups then you must see Survival Island, out today on DVD. Of course, you’ll get lots of opportunities to see the stunning brunette in her bikini, but Survival Island is also the only place you’ll get to see her out of it too!
