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August 22, 2006
Is America about to be usurped? The rest of the world hates us and yet steals our culture. Is nothing sacred? Certainly not the serial-killer genre, one of our most popular exports, but one with which Europe has been slow to catch up. That is until now. With the release today of H6: Diary of a Serial Killer on DVD, Spain has entered the bloody ring with a gutsy entry. Even better, it’s skintacular. Raquel Arenas shows off her meaty mini-mams before being sent to meet her maker. María José Bausá’s big boobs should satisfy her killer husband, but somehow they don’t. They do, however, satisfy the Skinsider. Why, I just satisfied myself now.
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Who says arthouse intellectuals can’t get their rocks off too? Well, the Skinsider does, but even I admit when I’m wrong. Kicking and Screaming, one of the first comedies from Noah Baumbach, of The Squid and the Whale fame, gets a Criterion DVD release today. But don’t fret about the high-brow image of Kicking and Screaming, because it will have you jerking and moaning thanks to blonde Kaela Dobkin and Entourage’s Perrey Reeves. Both girls make their theatrical nude debuts in this coming-of-age story, with the emphasis on coming.
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Just a couple of paragraphs up the Skinsider went on a patriotic rant about the film industry. But as much of a red, white, and blue-movie lover that I am, I still respect the great work our European neighbors have done with the horror genre. Case in point, Silent Hill, out today on DVD. As usual, there are pretties galore and gore, such as California blonde Laurie Holden and Aussie Radha Mitchell, neither of whom show their Down Unders. But Canadian cutie Tanya Allen does, and the Skinsider certainly isn’t silent when I see her hills.
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What would you do for love? More appropriately what haven’t you done for lust? The main character in the French drama The Apartment, out today on DVD, abandons everything--fiancée, a trip to Tokyo, even his very mind--when he sees Romane Bohringer in a Parisian café. The busty French tickler has been making men cream since first showing her cups (and everything else) in Savage Nights. This is a mid-career flash, one that focuses on her jamambo boobs, so it can’t be all bad. In fact, it’s great! There’s no reason to leave this apartment.
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This has been a bit of an international column, and from its title, The Viking Sagas, out today on DVD, sounds as if it is continuing that trend. But that’s a little bit misleading. The film is in English and was produced right here in the good ol’ US of T&A, though it does star Ingibjörg Stefánsdóttir, an Icelandic princess who makes her nude debut in this action-adventure. This perfect blonde is worthy of any country’s sperm.
