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Las Vegas: Skin City — Leer at Queer Folk — Shira Leigh's Lucky Numbers — Get Big in Little Jerusalem
September 12, 2006
It’s been called Sin City, and they now say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Yeah, well, they don’t have DVD units to move, thankfully. And that’s why what happens in the hit series Las Vegas is shipped digitally to anyone and everyone who has a passing interest in showgirls and bikini-clad gamblers. That would be the Skinsider, and you, of course. So ante up for Las Vegas: Uncut & Uncensored Season 3, which comes out on DVD today. Highlights include a nude Lara Flynn Boyle getting help with a broken shower door in “Whatever Happened to Seymour Magoon?” In the aptly titled “Fake the Money and Run,” guest star Mary Castro briefly flashes her plastic fantastic lovers. Christina Cindrich makes an appearance as a pickpocket whose decoy is her skimpy outfit in “Mothwoman.” Now that’s hitting the jack-off pot!
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The Skinsider is bi-curious, as long as those being bi are girls, of course. I’m no homophobe--hell, I’m not scared of no queer!--but I do try not to keep company with male members, unless, naturally, it’s my own. The exception to the rule, however, is Queer as Folk, a fairy tale that shows both sides of the gay coin. Sadly this explicit Showtime series has been cancelled, but we can re-live the good times with The Final Season, which hits DVD today. If you like to see full-frontal nudity (male and female) then this is the series for you. How come homosexuals have so much more sex than we poor heterosexuals? Or is the Skinsider offering an embarrassingly naked look into my own sex life? Hey, I like to watch!
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There’s all manner of names that we give the objects of our lustful attention. Whether you call her baby or bitch, if she’s naked and spread wide words lose their meaning in the carnal action of your very physical response. That brings us to Shira Leigh, a first-time onscreen nudist in Lucky Number Slevin, out today on DVD. She’s referred to in the credits only as Hottie, which is a pretty descriptive noun for this buxom blonde. Her scene is, of course, obscene, as she’s caught getting hammered from behind, her big boobs slapping together as if applauding the standing ovation in your pants. This happens at the nineteen-minute mark, when Josh Hartnett walks in on her. It’s awkward. See, Shira is Hartnett’s girlfriend. Maybe he likes to be humiliated.
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Only in a French film can you find common ground for Arabs and Israelis to get together. That common ground is sex, but of course! La Petite Jérusalem, or Little Jerusalem, out today on DVD, is sure to make your holy land big. It’ll resurrect your flesh crucifix and let your penis go (with sperm). OK, enough blasphemy, let’s get down to skinphemy. There are two actresses who shed clothes in the name of world piece. The pleasantly named Fanny Valette makes her nude debut with skin pro Elsa Zylberstein, who first showed audiences her masturbation pieces in Van Gogh. Neither are Middle Eastern, but these French tarts are worth trekking forty years in the desert to see naked!
