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Tiffany Shepis is Abominable — Against the Wall with Anne Heche — Bai Ling's Boobs — Sexy Blasphemy in Hail Mary
October 3, 2006
Abominable is no way to describe the adorable Tiffany Shepis. This modern-day Scream Queen is to die for. Whether she’s doing the dying or the killing, she’s always hot. In Abominable, her latest sexposure out on DVD today, the monster is the Yeti, a classic Big Foot of the frozen tundra. But before getting ugly with this creature, it’s time to get a taste of Tiffany’s beauty, which she reveals in a shower scene that’s as steamy as the Abominable Snowman is cold. There are still B-movies being made, as Abominable attests, and Tiffany is the A-list of the B-movie mavens who show off their 3-B’s for happy viewers to C.
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If prison movies--that is, prison movies about men in prison--are against your better skin-judgment, the Skinsider understands. It’s just depressing to see a bunch of brutal men locked up behind bars and getting jiggy with each other. The true story Against the Wall, however, out today on DVD, is the sexception that proves the rule. It retells the bitter clash between guards and prisoners in the Attica uprising of 1971. Attica was a notorious penal institution in upstate New York, but all you need to know is that your penis colony will be in revolt watching the delicious Anne Heche release her imprisoned boobs. John Frankenheimer, who previously gave us Birdman of Alcatraz, directed this made-for-TV flick, and he really sets flight with Anne’s birds.
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If you’re a fan of HBO’s Entourage then you’re familiar with the exotic erotic charge that is Bai Ling. The skinny, busty China woman got into a sexual pretzel with the series star in an episode last season that was a salty take on the old in-and-out. She’s been waking up the sleeping dragon in viewers’ pants since first exposing her seat cushions in The Crow, and there have been a half dozen reasons to crow about this sexy actress since then, most recently Edmond, out today on DVD. She plays a wig-wearing peepshow pretty who shows off her peepers and a thonged butt, as well as pulling that thong seductively down over her sugar pouch to reveal a butterfly tattoo hovering over her dim sum. She’s yet to expose that prize, but the Skinsider’s fortune cookie says Bai’s cookie is coming soon.
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French avant-garde filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard made headlines when he released Hail Mary, out today on DVD, which tells the story of a modern-day Mary giving birth to a new Jesus. Why critics were upset with the casting of the divine Myriem Roussel as Mary is beyond the Skinsider. If I were going to worship anything, it’d be the burning bush of Myriem, which is seen throughout the film. Holy pants resurrection!
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Director Joseph W. Sarno may not get the critical recognition of a Jean-Luc Godard, but here in the Skinsider’s pants his work does wonders. A new piece of nude filmmaking is being released today by our good friends E.I. Independent called Suburban Secrets. The movie features some regulars of the studio, including A.J. Khan, who shows off her A-OK breasts. Isadora Edison adds another B, as in bush, to her sexposure. Isadora recently revealed another two B’s in The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing, her breasts and buns. Let’s hope her third time is the 3-B charm.
