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Jennifer Aniston, the Living End — Candice Bergen or Can't She? — Get Big with Big Love — Seeing Red with Diane Keaton
October 17, 2006
Despite her claim to fame as one of the six Friends on the defunct hit sitcom, Jennifer Aniston is no great friend of skin. That’s because as cheeky as she may be onscreen, she’s yet to show off her cheeks. Oh, yes, there was that famous cover shot of her on Vanity Fair with her fair vanity exposed, though blurry. And, yes, she did briefly show some tit in The Good Girl, but maybe Jennifer is finally living up to the title of that film and delivering the goods. In The Break-Up, a comedy out today on DVD, she shows off her butt crack in the bathroom at the fifty-seven-minute mark, and then while leaving the restroom nude she shows a bit more of that famous ass. Maybe Jennifer is growing on us--something certainly is growing on the Skinsider!
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The Magus, out today on DVD, is the adaptation of a literary novel by author John Fowles. It may send fans to the library thanks to the seemingly nude debut of Candice Bergen. Maybe literature does have something to offer us other than headaches. Wait, no, that can’t be true. And it’s not, for Candice’s brief titty flash may be the work of a body double. Co-star Anna Karina’s boobs are all hers, though, and well worth the price of admission, which for loyal readers is simply a hard-on. Speaking of erections, follow yours to Soldier Blue, A Night Full of Rain, and Starting Over to definitely see Candice’s goodies.
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It matters whom you’re talking to, but polygamy is either the biggest turn-on or biggest turn-off. Judging by the HBO series Big Love, season one out today on DVD, it’s somewhere in the middle. That middle ground is occupied by the hot wives club, which includes Jeanne Tripplehorn, who looks very fetching in her undies, and Chloë Sevigny, who’s smoking hot in the episode “A Barbecue for Betty.” The trouble is when husband Bill Paxton is making it with either of those naughty nuptials or other spouse Ginnifer Goodwin, it’s usually his ass we see. Some may go for that, but the Skinsider is going for the remote control if Paxton’s ass continues to shine in season two.
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Most don’t think of Diane Keaton naked. That’s a shame. She was a sex symbol for the cerebral types in the ‘70s thanks to her work as Woody Allen’s muse back when the funnyman got wood for women his own age. And she even flashed her candy bars in Looking for Mr. Goodbar. But it took Warren Beatty and a liberal agenda to get her to part with the clothing for flash number two. In his Reds--a special 25th anniversary edition is out on DVD today--Diane got an Academy Award nomination for her performance, and if Mr. Skin were around back then she’d likely have garnered an Anatomy Award for that same perv-formance. Watch it and see if you don’t agree. Then check out Diane’s latest fully nude flash in Something’s Gotta Give--yeah, she’s still got it!
