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Morgan Fairchild's Fair Flash — Whack off with The Sopranos — God Is in the Dirty Details — More than Sun Rising in Tokyo
November 7, 2006
If you are of a certain age, the holy grail of hotness is found in the Texas titties of boob-tube sinsation Morgan Fairchild. The Falcon Crest sex symbol has only allowed her boobs to fly the coop twice and the first and arguably breast exposure is out today on DVD. In the aptly titled The Seduction, Morgan plays a television personality who has attracted the unwanted attention of a stalker. It’s somehow appropriate that audiences get to share in the pervert’s voyeuristic lust for the big-busted blonde while she skinny dips and bathes. Morgan’s torpedoes will raise the battleship in your pants. As for the other reveal, well, it’s only in the documentary Terror in the Aisles, which just reissues these lovely scenes of Morgan’s lovelies.
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It’s almost over, the greatest dramatic (and comedic) series on television; The Sopranos is taking its last lap around New Jersey. There’s still the finale, but HBO has graciously released Season 6, Part 1 today for those few holdouts who still don’t have a cable hookup and the rabid fans who want to watch these densely creative shows over and over again. The Skinsider doesn’t have enough bandwidth to go into all the character and plot developments that make this the most rewarding show on TV, so I’ll just stick to the skin. While she hasn’t gotten nude yet, Jamie-Lynn DiScala has matured into one sexy lady, as evident by a frisky relationship with some lucky boyfriend throughout this hot-and-bothered season. Just because his wife was whacked doesn’t mean Michael Imperioli has to whack off, not when he’s got the natural goodies of Alicia Lorén to play with in “Luxury Lounge.” Then he gets to bang Julianna Margulies, though she only shows off her bangers in a black bra. Bada Bing!
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The Skinsider remains closed mouth on the topic of the existence of God, but my mouth is agape in wonder at the miracles of God’s Sandbox, out today on DVD. The Israeli-produced film stars Israeli-produced small-breasted blonde Meital Dohan. Meital shows everything from her burning bush to her biblically proportioned butt and Ten Commandments of Lust boobs. If this is what goes on in God’s sandbox, then imagine how hot heaven is!
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From the Promised Land to the Land of the Rising Sun. Today marks the release of the kinky New Love in Tokyo on DVD. It’s a hot look at hot Asian Reiko Kataoka, the only skin from this tiny-topped Japanese geisha. First she skinny dips with an equally fully nude friend in the cold waters of the Pacific. Then she lets some lucky samurai slice and dice her sushi and squeeze her gyozas. There’s a shower scene and enough perverse sexual encounters to warrant such a clean up. Things are going to get messy.
