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Heart-on for Sally Kirkland — The Tits that Launched a Thousand Ships — Edwige Fenech All Naked and Warm — Teri Hatcher's Super-Mams
November 14, 2006
Sally Kirkland has been showing her adorable pubic for her adoring public since the late ’60s. She has the distinction of being the first actress to get skinful on the legitimate stage, in the off-Broadway premiere of Sweet Eros. Even sweeter, she continues to share the wealth of her ever expanding and detracting breasts (she’s put in and taken out implants) on the big screen. One of her last exposures was in the Western Cheatin’ Hearts, which comes out today on DVD. She gets fully nude in the street in one scene and flashes her rack in the tub with a shotgun in another. Oh, to give this girl a bang!
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As Helen of Troy, German-born Diane Kruger played the world’s hottest piece of ass and showed her ass in Troy. Since then she hasn’t been resting on her rump laurels. The pretty blonde has most recently been obscene in the newly released on DVD Joyeux Noël. This time she shows off one of her enhanced hooters, which is sexy enough to not only launch a thousand ships but also a thousand spews of semen. Don’t believe the Skinsider? Then pick up this disc and spread the joy.
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Any movie called Ubalda, All Naked and Warm, which is out today on DVD, is worth a closer examination. Upon closer examination it is likely that viewers will have to XYZ--examine your zippers--because your trouser snakes are going to demand release. That’s due to the erotic charms of Gabriella Giorgelli, Karin Schubert, and, especially, Edwige Fenech. The period comedy has many a noble knight trying to Lancelot Edwige’s fair maidens. Her big boobs are on display in five hot skin scenes sure to please the big boobs that go in for that kind of skintertainment.
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Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - The Complete Fourth Season comes out today on DVD. It’s a decent show, but it shows no skin. It does, however, offer an opportunity to revisit one of the boob tube’s biggest talents, Teri Hatcher. The “Are They Real or Aren’t They?” guest star from Seinfeld (yes, they’re real) rose to the top of the Hollywood Hot Pack when she was cast as Superman’s love interest Lois Lane--no wonder he’s called the Man of Steel. If you want to see what Jerry and the boys were so obsessed with, check out Teri’s nude debut in The Cool Surface. It’s hot.
