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December 5, 2006
The Skinsider is as sophisticated as any other pervert. Hey, I'm a huge fan of Italian director Bernardo Bertolucci, a huge fan where it counts: in my pants! And my pants are very happy as two of his most skintastic features are being released on DVD today. The first, 1900, is an NC-17 masturbation piece. Just check out Stefania Casini's threesome with Robert De Niro and Gerard Depardieu. She's jerking them both off. You should join in on the fun. And speaking of fun, there's also The Conformist coming out on DVD. This Bertolucci drama is only rated R but also features Dominique Sanda from 1900, in a far more revealing light. The willowy blonde shows off some of her breast work on film here. And Stefania Sandrelli's tits and ass ain't hay.
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From high culture to low, the Skinsider loves it all, which is why I'm so excited about another two releases that will have me releasing buckets today. They are some of the greatest in the greatest film genre known as the teen sex comedy. Let's first talk about Joysticks, which my esteemed colleague Mr. Skin says, "Rules!" And he knows what he's talking about. With big-breasted blonde Kym Malin, in her nude debut, and brunette one-timer Kim G. Michel playing topless video games, you'll be reaching for your joystick. Also out today is Getting It On, which is also known as American Voyeur, and with the naked charms of Kathy Brickmeier and Kim Saunders I can't think of any other kind of American I'd rather be.
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It takes a special type of movie to feature skin-friendly actresses Parker Posey and Heather Graham and not expose their hidden talents. That is just the sort of movie The OH in Ohio is. But the movie, which is out on DVD today, is still well worth your time, especially if you're a fan of The O.C.'s Mischa Barton. The skinny sex symbol appears to make her nude debut thirty-six minutes into the flick in a dark room where she straddles Paul Rudd and takes off her top. The scene, however, is dark, and upon further inspection it has been determined that she is wearing pasties and teeny undies. Close, but no cigar (in your pants).
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We've been all over the cultural map with this edition of the Skinsider--from highbrow to low and even a bit of indie featuring a maxi-star. But let's not forget the retro charms of Miami Vice: Unrated Director's Cut, which comes out today on DVD. The movie, unlike the TV show on which it's based, has no restrictions when it comes to nudity. While it could have been nuder, there is enough skin to warrant its mention here. Naomie Harris makes her nude debut, but in reality the British babe is skin-blocked by a body double. It's still nudity, though. China doll Gong Li, however, does go briefly naked. Bang a Gong!
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Here's one that may have fallen through the cracks but is worth bending down, picking up, and cuddling close at night. Of course I'm speaking of the new feature from Chicago native and up-and-coming auteur Eric Forsberg. His Night of the Dead: Leben Tod is a movie so gory you'll need to wash up after watching it. Actually the blood and guts aren't the only bodily fluids to worry about. Thanks to Scarlet Garcia, who shows off her large and battered boobs in a hospital scene early in the film, and Deirdre V. Lyons, another big-breasted babe who shows off one of her headlights, you'll be sloshing through more than puss. What dirty fun. To learn more about this worthy winner of the Chicago Horror Film Festival and Shriekfest, check out the film's official website: http://ericforsberg.com/leben%20tod.htm.
