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December 12, 2006
If you have a slight case of dyslexia then you might misread the name of the first movie on our list of nude releases this week. When the Skinsider first glanced at the title Colditz, I thought it said Cold Tits. No way. This war drama from English TV features the decidedly hot tits of Sophia Myles in her nude debut. It’s a dark scene and not that much of her ample chest even makes it into the frame, but as a historical document it’s quite the keeper. As for a more lustful document, look for Sophia’s sophomore effort in cartoonist Daniel Clowes’s Art School Confidential. Her role as a nude artists’ model will have you drawing up a masturbation piece.
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The low-priced but high-entertainment value of Eye for Terror 5 Pack, out today on DVD and featuring Bonesetter Returns, Final Curtain, Hell Asylum: Special Edition, Satanic Yuppies, and Shock Cinema Vols. 1 & 2, makes this one a no-brainer. If fact, after seeing the breasts of Glori-Anne Gilbert, Lucy Frashure, Kindra Laub, Amy Ballard, Katie Wilke, and the full-frontal finery of Dakota Summers you’ll be drooling from every hole.
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The initially R-rated, though eventually downgraded to PG, Soldier Blue, out today on DVD, comes to us from a different time--1970, to be exact. In those days G-rated movies had nudity. And this one does too. Not only that, but it has the first real flash from Candice Bergen, who shows her beautiful ass in one scene. To those film geeks who say, “Candice first showed skin in The Magus!” I say, nay! It was a body double. She did, however, go on to show off her tits in A Night Full of Rain and Starting Over.
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How low can Fox go? No, I’m not talking about the recently axed O.J. Simpson special, but Stacked: The Complete Series, which is out on DVD today. Again, no, I’m not complaining about the suggestive title or the fact that a sitcom stars Pam Anderson as an employee in a bookstore. I’d love to crack her open anytime. My complaint is why cast the boob-alicious Pam and not show her boobs? It’s not right, why it’s downright inhuman. Watching her nearly pop out of her outfits will have audiences wanting to pop off, so why not use this as an appetizing tit-bit before the main dish of Barb Wire or better still her honeymoon tape.
