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December 19, 2006
If Jesus had the never-ending wine and fish, well, that's fine and good. But the producers of American Pie have something even better: the endless slice of their sweet treat. The fifth installment of the series has just hit DVD with The Naked Mile, so you know it's going to have lots of skin. And it does, from blondes Candace Kroslak and Alyssa Nicole Pallett and brunettes Angel Lewis and Jaclyn A. Smith. All the girls are first timers to nudity and each has big breasts. As for the plot of this comedy, do you really need to hear more? No, just get this movie and enjoy a sweet slice.
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Isabelle Huppert is one of the main reasons the Skinsider can't stay angry at the French, even if they are a cowardly breed that eats snails. How can one stay mad at such a beauty? The small-breasted brunette has been going places since her nude debut in Going Places. Those places have been predominantly in men's pants, and though it wasn't long after that first flash that she peaked skin-wise in The Lacemaker, the sexy actress continues to show off her charms to this day. Her latest sexposure is in the romance Gabrielle, out today on DVD. The fifty-plus hottie has still got it, and the Skinsider knows because she shows it all here. Take a look and forgive the French their transgressions.
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The comedy western There Was a Crooked Man comes out on DVD today. The movie stars reality-TV pioneer Jeanne Cooper, who incorporated her facelift into a plotline of The Young and the Restless, even consenting to have the operation filmed for broadcast. Far more engaging, however, is the flash of her right breast at the beginning of this film, in which she plays a prostitute. It's her only onscreen skin. The film also boasts the only time Pamela Hensley, of Marcus Welby, M.D. fame, showed off her pills. It's just the prescription you'll need.
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Big-breasted kleptomaniac Winona Ryder has stolen more than clothing. She's stolen the Skinsider's heart-on. The only time this brunette stunner flashed her queen-sized pillows was accidentally in Autumn in New York. It's been a cold season for skin watchers keeping tabs on Winona, though the clattering masses got clattering in their pants with the release of A Scanner Darkly, out on DVD today. The movie is filmed in Roto-Scope, which means the actors are animated in post-production. There's a topless scene with Winona's cartoon tits, but in fact this scene was shot with her wearing a sports bra that was then digitalized to appear nude. Damn you, technology!
