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Snakes in Your Pants — Beer League Has Great Body — Inés Sastre's Dark Portals — Happy Nude Year?
January 2, 2007
Snakes on a Plane is out today on DVD, which is a fine way to bring in the new year. Certainly the snake in your pants will appreciate this nude year resolution. The movie, a throwback to the exploitation of yore, is also a throwback to the nudity of yore when first-time skinster Samantha McLeod shows off her jumbo jets. It’s about 29 minutes into the film when she and her cabin mate seek the more intimate confines of the plane lavatory to join the Mile High Club. There are several nice shots of the blonde bombshell’s love rockets before a snake takes a bite and puts the kibosh to the skin. But before that you’ll be flying high!
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Should Beer League, the hilarious Artie Lange comedy, have come in a Special Six Pack Edition? No matter, the 2 Disc Collector’s Edition hits stores today and it tastes great and is less filling! Anything featuring the gigantic boobs of dark-haired honey Keisha is worth chugging down. At Ralph Macchio’s bachelor party, she plays a “pitching machine” and can shoot ping pong balls from her ping--if you know what we mean. She also shows her breasts, as does Charlene Biton and a slew of anonymous pieces of ass. This beer will make viewers come to a head.
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Spanish fly-girl Inés Sastre first got naked in Beyond the Clouds, which remains the best look at her small breasts. But if you desire a second helping of this former model’s exotic good looks, look no further than Dark Portals: The Chronicles of Vidocq, out today on DVD. It’s just a brief look at her brief boobs, but even a glimpse of this beauty’s charms is worth the price of admission.
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Thanks to my esteemed colleague Mr. Skin, the Skinsider is able to give you a head’s up on the actresses who are likely to get your head up in 2007 filmdom. Anyone who reads the gossip rags knows that Firecrotch herself, Lindsay Lohan, has been greasing the pole at Scores and bragging about the inner-thigh bruises she suffered while researching an upcoming role as a topless dancer in I Know Who Killed Me. If Lindsay breaks the skin barrier in 2007 it will be a year that forever lives in skinfamy.
Black Snake Moan sounds like a porno movie of color, but in fact it’s a romantic-drama starring Christina Ricci as a victim of childhood sexual abuse who’s looking for love in all the wrong places. The scuttlebutt on the set is that Christina lets her big girls out for the first time since Prozac Nation. The Skinsider can’t wait to see those pills!
