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Blaze Starr's Heavenly Bodies — Helena Bonham Carter's Conversation Pieces — Crank off with Amy Smart — Van Gogh's Masturbation Pieces
January 9, 2007
Out with the old? Not on the Skinsider’s watch. The good old days were good for a reason and that reason is Blaze Starr, the top-heavy titty dancer whose affair with King Fish Huey Long made her famous but whose girlie reels made her notorious--and will send viewers reeling. Today a twofer of Blaze Starr Goes Nudist/Nude on the Moon is out on DVD, which is twice the fun. The Doris Wishman-directed flicks find the jiggler both earthbound and way-out in space, but her heavenly bodies will send you into orbit.
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If you’ve been keeping tabs on Helena Bonham Carter’s TAB (as in Tits, Ass, and Bush) then you’ll want to check out Conversations with Other Women, out today on DVD, her latest if not greatest skin. Don’t get the Skinsider wrong, any look at this fair lady will have the rain in Spain falling from your pants--but if you want to see the breast of Helena, then take flight on The Wings of the Dove. The conversation piece in Conversations is Helena’s hooters, which she shows along with other women, well, one other woman: Nora Zehetner, who shows some T&A in her nude debut. The Skinsider could converse with these two all night!
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Crank, out today on DVD, is one of those big-budget Hollywood pictures that many ignore as bloated and unentertaining. But if you’re smart you’ll check this one out. That’s because it stars Road Trip’s Amy Smart. Sadly Amy isn’t so smart here. While she shows off her small wonders in Road Trip, her nude debut, she has a body double flash her pe-tits in Crank. Odd. Nevertheless, you can still crank off to it.
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Van Gogh is a movie, out today on DVD, which is far more important to the world of culture than any of the expressionist canvases done by the painter. Sure, he was nuts: He cut off his ear for a woman. But your nuts will be better served watching this French biopic with the beautiful bio-tits of Leslie Azzoulai, Corinne Bourdon, Alexandra London, and Elsa Zylberstein. It took fifteen years for this flick to make it onto DVD, so spend a good fifteen minutes getting to know it better--one handedly.
