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The Queen's King-sized Boobs — Sword and Sorcery to Enchant Your Pants-Wand — Alone with Ana Claudia Talancón — Unrated Texas Chainsaw Massacre Prequel
January 16, 2007
If you’ve been loving the big-breasted charms of dark-haired British babe Lucy Cohu since Loving, her nude debut, then has the Skinsider got some good nudes for you. The, well, big-breasted doesn’t accurately describe the boobiful bounty of this udderly arousing actress, so let’s just say bustastic Lucy returns to the skin side with The Queen’s Sister, out today on DVD. The movie is a biopic about Princess Margaret with Lucy playing her royal hooters. And if you think the noble class is different than you and I, check out Lucy having sex twenty minutes in. It goes in and out just like the rest of us peasants do it, only few of us have the set of cans that Lucy has.
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You’ve got to love someone who makes their nude debut in Dirty Filthy Love and then proves the title in a bedroom boink that exposes her dirty, filthy love pillows. Well, Anastasia Griffith, the hail boobtannia blonde, is back in Shadow of the Sword, out today on DVD. The sword may cast a shadow, but thankfully the sun never sets on Anastasia’s T&A, which she shows at the nineteen-minute mark. Viewers may find themselves unsheathing their flesh saber for a bit of one-handed swordplay.
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Up-and-coming Mexican mamacita Ana Claudia Talancón first made a name for herself (and her beautiful body) with The Crime of Padre Amaro. That crime was getting it on with a priest and showing off her holy rollers. She next flashed her patties in Fast Food Nation, a fast boob flash that served up a Whopper in your pants. Now the pretty brunette is back in Alone with Her, out today on DVD, and it’s the breast (and butt and bush) look at her hidden talents yet. Within ten minutes she’s fully frontal in the shower. Talk about cleaning up!
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One of the greatest horror movies of all time has been revisited recently both as a remake and now as a prequel in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, which is out today in an Unrated Edition. Sadly the sex isn’t the reason for the unrated status of this cut, for it has no sex, no boobs, no nothing except a smidgeon of Jordana Brewster’s keister. The Skinsider’s not one to look a gift ass in the . . . uh, ass, but what’s a flesh and blood flick without the flesh?
