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Maggie Gyllenhaal Baby — You'll Like What You See in Saw III — Room with a View — Max Havoc, Tawny Sablan Heinie
January 23, 2007
There are certain phrases from film that became a part of our cultural vernacular. “Make my day.” “I’ll be back.” “My friend shaved it, do you want to kiss it?” That last one comes from the potty mouth of Maggie Gyllenhaal as she’s getting rear-ended at the beginning of Sherrybaby--out today on DVD--with the film’s first look at her boobs and buns. About ten minutes later she’s pulling up her bra during a job interview and uttering this soon-to-be classic line: “I’ll suck your dick if you give me the job I want.” Less than half an hour after that Maggie’s mammies are back out for another box-spring-busting bang. Finally Maggie gets into the tub and gives viewers one last view of her jugenhaals. Maggie, baby!
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The Saw franchise has gotten a lot of attention for its sadistic violence, which is even worse than what viewers have come to expect from the already bloody horror genre. But the Skinsider protests not the inhumanity of the series but rather its surprising lack of skin. My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over thanks to today’s release of Saw III: Unrated Edition on DVD, and thanks to Debra McCabe. This newby to skin had already caught our attention on the skingy Degrassi: The Next Generation, but now the blonde is ready for her cooze-up. In Saw III, Debra is tied up naked by our crazy hero in the middle of a freezer. She’s pretty hot in her full-frontal glory, even if she’s freezing to death.
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There’s always room for another lady to join the swelling ranks of our pants, ah, that’s the swelling ranks of skin. Cyndi Williams is just such a lady and the drama Room, out today on DVD, is just such a movie. The big-breasted brunette is big all over and you will be too after watching her show off that big ass and left breast when she removes her clothing twenty-nine minutes into the film. Talk about a room with a view!
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Max Havoc: Curse of the Dragon, out today on DVD, was marketed as a Carmen Electra flick, but the sultry siren only appears in one brief scene, though at least it’s in a bikini on the beach. Also looking sexy is former model Joanna Krupa, but it’s the accidental nudity form Tawny Sablan, who shows off her buns, that’s good enough to provide some havoc where it counts.
