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Susan Dey's a Looker — Faye Dunaway, Deborah Kerr: A Nude Twofer — Porn Stars in Erotic Adventure — Immoral Women, Happy Men
January 30, 2007
Come on, everybody. Get happy! The Partridge Family's Susan Dey is about to get naked again on DVD. She's only been nude three times onscreen, first in First Love and lastly in Echo Park, but the meat in the middle of that skin sandwich is Looker, which is being released today. In the sci-fi thriller Susan will make your Dey when she stands completely nude on a scanning device that digitally reproduces her T&A. She's a looker, all right, and you'll be looking!
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What do Faye Dunaway and Deborah Kerr have in common? They were both nude in the drama The Arrangement, out today on DVD. It was also their second flash onscreen, Faye's first being her breakthrough (clothing) perv-formance in Bonnie and Clyde, while Deborah flashed her udderly sweet jugs in The Gypsy Moths. That was Deborah's best look at her breasts, but Faye tried harder in number two. The Arrangement's nude posing scene is Faye’s finest look, even though she went on to show off her skinny minnies in Chinatown, Network, and Barfly. That's a fine arrangement.
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Just the name The Erotic Adventures of the Three Musketeers is enough to make you buy this early '90s softcore classic. If you're not always satisfied by the passionate bodice-ripper genre, you'll still want to play with your sword thanks to Musketeers like Nina Hartley, the porn star with the best ass in the jiz biz; Madison Stone, arguably the first alterna-porn star; and girl-girl sex siren Deidre Holland. All for one and one for all!
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Our good friends at Severin have released another classic piece of erotica called Immoral Women, which is out today. This is the first time Americans can enjoy the uncut and uncensored follow-up to Immoral Tales by Walerian Borowczyk, director of The Beast. It’s a three-tale collection of some of the finest tails ever collected onscreen. Those three tails belong to French ticklers Gaëlle Legrand, former Disney child star Pascale Christophe, and Marina Pierro. And they all live up to the title's adjective. They are immoral indeed and in action. Hooray for Severin and hooray for penises!
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Finally, there are a couple of carnal box sets that every lover of skin should invest in. The first is the massive Viva Pedro: The Almodóvar Collection, which collects All About My Mother, Live Flesh, Matador, Talk to Her, and Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. Most of those women are naked, especially the full-frontal charms of one of Spain's hottest sexports, Paz Vega. The other collection is called Wicked Women Triple Feature. How can you turn that down? It features Nightmares Come at Night, Flesh for the Beast, and Werewolf Woman. These women aren't only wicked they're fully nude, which will bring the beast out of your pants.
