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Kirsten Dunst's Royal Ass — Killer Boobs, Chesty Morgan — Anita Pallenberg's Perv-formance — Whack off to Mrs. Soprano
February 13, 2007
Marie Antoinette famously said, “Let them eat cake,” as the hordes of the French Revolution were outside her palace asking for her head. They got it. But now, more than 200 years later, we’ve got Marie Antoinette, out today on DVD, directed by Sofia Coppola and starring Kirsten Dunst as the teen Queen. Kirsten finally breaks the skin barrier here before the ten-minute mark, when she shows off her royal ass. The full moon cracks a second time about fifteen minutes later, when she takes off her clothes, and you can even glimpse her right nipple through the sheer white outfit. Now that’s something to loose your head over!
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They didn’t come any bigger or better than Chesty Morgan, the blonde jamambo-breasted Pole who made poles across filmdom erect with campy sexploitation classics such as Deadly Weapons and Double Agent 73. Both of those iconic movies are collected in the twofer Chesty Morgan Double Feature, out today on DVD. And the Skinsider can’t think of a better addition to your carnal library, in fact an essential one if you’re a breast lover. Both are directed by Doris Wishman and star Chesty as a secret agent who may not have a license to kill, but her gigantic jugs do a good enough job on their own. In Double Agent 73, she’s joined by Tempest Storm, as if you needed added incentive.
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Mick Jagger may get top billing, but the DVD release of the twisted drama Performance, out today, is all Anita Pallenberg’s show. And show she does. The strikingly beautiful blonde who bedded most of the Rolling Stones had already been naked in the Terry Southern adaptation Candy, but that was just a close-up of her tattooed tit. Here she takes a nude shower with French tart Michèle Breton, a nude bath with Jagger, and then shoots herself up in the ass. Sexedelic! Cute English redhead Ann Sidney also shows off her Tea & A, making this a real perv-formance.
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Don’t tell Tony Soprano that you’re whacking off to his wife, played by Edie Falco, or he may whack you. But what’s a penis to do when watching The Quiet, out today on DVD? The thriller stars Edie, who, at the fifty-two-minute mark, takes off her robe and shows off her original gland-sters wearing only white panties. The movie also stars Elisha Cuthbert, who’s yet to show her blonde ambition when it comes to skin, but she still looks awfully hot when she takes off her cheerleading outfit and parades around in blue panties. We’ll have blue balls to match until she shows off her pompoms.
