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Babel Bush — Kelly Lynch Hangs up Her Hoots — Lara Flynn Boyle Speaks of Sex — 3-B Lunacy
February 20, 2007
It’s been nominated for seven Oscars, but those golden statues are not worth much in the perverted eyes of the Skinsider. My sights are on Mr. Skin and his Anatomy Awards, because Babel, out today on DVD, is a contender. This tragedy of interrelated stories pulls not only at the heartstrings but the heart-on as well. That’s due to Asian arouser and first-time skinster Rinko Kikuchi. She enters the world of skin with a bang when she flashes some schoolboys her bush twenty-seven minutes into the picture. About twenty minutes later she’s at it again, this time for her girlfriends. Less than an hour later she’s full frontal checking out her reflection. Rinko sprinkles some brief T&A throughout the balance of the film. Why, Rinko should change her name to Kinko!
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Kelly Lynch has been showing off her perfect body since Warm Summer Rain. While she’s yet to top that full sexposure, she’s certainly tried in such movies as Road House, Homegrown, and, most recently, Dallas 362. Persons Unknown, out today on DVD, isn’t her breast look, but it’s a look at her breasts nonetheless--and any look at those big girls is more than enough to keep viewers happy. The hoots tumble out from beneath the sheets in a bedroom scene with a bearded lothario. Too bad Kelly didn’t show her beard though.
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Speaking of Sex, out today on DVD, is a sexy comedy that offers the bare breasts of skinny-minnie Lara Flynn Boyle. It’s a brief scene, but more than makes up for that by being truly perverse. Lara is getting banged from behind while some lucky voyeur captures the act on video. It’s the latest look at Lara’s Boyles since she first started sharing them with fans way back in 1994 in Threesome. Speaking of threesomes, too bad Lara didn’t invite co-star Melora Walters to join her in Speaking of Sex. Instead, the busty blonde--last seen in Cold Mountain--shows off her hot mountains and even some seat meat riding Jay Mohr. That’s a winning pair!
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Czech animator Jan Svankmajer is one of the most influential filmmakers you’ve never heard of. Certainly mainstream Hollywood helmers such as Tim Burton follow in Svankmajer’s unique footprints. In Lunacy, out today on DVD, he takes on two artists that likely influenced him: Edgar Allan Poe and the Marquis de Sade. He combines his trademark surreal animation with live action, and the action doesn’t get much livelier than with Prague-born redhead Anna Geislerová, who shows off all three B’s. Something’s going to get animated in your pants.
