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Mimsy Farmer Harvests Her Mini-Mams — Get Buzzed with Chainsaw Sally — Girly Gore from Dario Argento — Play with Laura's Toys
February 27, 2007
Are you as in lust with blonde tiny-topped Chicago native Mimsy Farmer as the Skinsider is? If so, then today’s your penis’s lucky day, for one of her mid-period horror flicks, Autopsy, is out on DVD. While not as full-frontally outstanding as Road to Salina or as cultish as her skingy turn in the exploitation classic Riot on Sunset Strip, this Spanish scare-fest finds our heart-on’s desire in the shower. Whoops, the Skinsider dropped his soap--should Mimsy bend over and pick it up or should I?
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Though there isn’t a hell of a lot of skin in Chainsaw Sally, out today on DVD, it deserves an honorable mention for its great title alone. A young girl traumatized after witnessing the brutal murder of her parents, Sally grows up to become a serial killer who gets her inspiration from horror films. Oh, the cycle of violence. Anyway, this carnage is strictly tongue-in-cheek, though that tongue will hang out from viewers’ jaws when topless blonde Lesley Vermot is tied up and tormented by the chainsaw-wielding bad girl, played by skingy April Monique Burril (though she does flash some butt cheek). Lesley jiggles pretty before April cuts her up.
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Deep Red, out today on DVD, is another great horror flick from the Italian master of mayhem and mams, Dario Argento. Macha Méril offers both. The darkly erotic Moroccan with the small breasts and the tendency to flash her privates may only offer up her left breast, but it’s while lifting her bloody body off the piece of window glass that she’s impaled on. Some go that way. Not the Skinsider, though. I’d rather impale Macha with something less transparent.
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Laura’s Toys is another classic X-rated sexploitation from Joseph W. Sarno. This Swedish-based erotic romp features nudity from Rebecca Brooke, Anita Ericsson (getting les-be-friendly in one of the hotter scenes), and Cathja Graff, giving the grassy field she’s getting laid in competition with her own un-mowed lawn. If that’s not enough to get you into gardening, nothing is!
