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Elisabeth Shue's Thrilling Skin — Naked Slasher Babes — Terrorist Titty — Unnatural but Intentional Nudity
March 20, 2007
If the Shue fits fuck it, or at least masturbate to First Born, the newest nude from skin-friendly actress Elisabeth Shue, and it's out today on DVD. Though it appears Elisabeth has been nude onscreen since Link that was actually the work of hot body double Jayne Grosvenor. Elisabeth soon learned the errors of her ways and got skinful with Radio Inside. Though she's probably breast known for her alcoholic arouser in Leaving Las Vegas, the thriller First Born is a real pants-thriller.
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The Skinsider is a lover not a fighter. That doesn't mean I don't enjoy a nice horror flick. One thing that genre has for it, of course, is lots of naked ladies. Sure, they get chopped up in the progress of the film, but at least you get to see some skin. There's plenty of skin in the documentary Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film, out today on DVD. There's nudity from Kate Norby and Priscilla Barnes from The Devil’s Rejects and Lisa Dunsheath from The Prowler, among lots of uncredited actresses, one who cuts her own throat while topless. That's the cruelest cut.
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If we don't make TV about terrorists, then the terrorists win. Therefore, thank you Showtime for Sleeper Cell, which has just released its Complete Second Season on DVD today. As much as those haters of everything American want to destroy our land and culture, they're more than happy to poke our homegrown princesses. Case in point, the episode from this season entitled "Faith." In it, Melissa Sagemiller shows a bad guy her good girls during sex. It's enough to raise your World Trade Center.
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Unnatural and Accidental doesn't describe a nipple slip from some plastic-fantastic lover, it's a B-movie mystery out today on DVD. And the skin is anything but accidental. Tantoo Cardinal has big jugs and shows them off proudly at the very beginning of the movie. Michelle Thrush follows with her dead boobs in a morgue. Tinsel Korey flashes her rack too, though it's in a violent rape scene. That sadly sets the theme for the last skinposure from Trina Sxwithul 'Txw, who lets a john play with her treasured chest. And how does her repay her kindness? By beating and murdering her! Now that's unnatural.
