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Chloë Sevigny's Burning Bush — Blue Christmas — Erotic Entourage — Spicy Spanish Sexpot
April 3, 2007
It’s the Skinsider’s birthday, and I’m going to celebrate with four new and nude releases to help me release--because I want to blow out the candles on my birthday cake with my load! Let’s begin with 3 Needles, out today on DVD and starring the always provocative Chloë Sevigny. The film is about the AIDS crisis, but the only crisis you’ll have is which star to jerk off to. Lucy Liu and Sandra Oh are both in the movie, but only Chloë delivers the Big O. She plays a young nun who pulls up her habit to expose her burning bush. Good lord!
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The original Black Christmas, directed by Porky’s auteur Bob Clark is arguably the first slasher movie. Well, that unlucky sorority house is back and ready to scream their lungs off (and out) in the remake Black Christmas, out today on DVD. The movie features some nice T&A from Crystal Lowe, an up-and-coming Scream Queen who’s already made viewers scream with pleasure by getting nude in Sanctimony, Children of the Corn 7: Revelation, Insomnia (where she showed off her dead muff on a morgue slab for Al Pacino), and Final Destination 3. It’s a worthy addition to her growing résumé and our growing penises!
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One of the Skinsider’s favorite series on HBO is Entourage. I roll like that. My life as one of Mr. Skin’s right-hand men can get sticky, but it’s always filled with wild times and adventures. So watching Entourage: Season Three, Part 1, out today on DVD, is almost like looking in the mirror. Only my reflection doesn’t look nearly as nice as Malin Akerman and Emmanuelle Chriqui, who make lezzy love in the episode “Three’s Company.” Well, it’s getting crowded in my trousers!
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Pedro Almodóvar was part of the creative explosion that followed the death of Franco in Spain. After years of a repressive dictatorship all the stops were pulled, including those that restricted nudity. The Skinsider always likes to pop in the new Almodóvar picture to see what pops out. In Volver, out today on DVD, that would be lithe Latina stunner Yohana Cobo making her nude debut. It’s just a quick glimpse of her breast in profile, but it will leave a lasting impression in your pants. Keep it up, Almodóvar, and you’ll keep us up.
