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Milla Jovovich Shoots Off — Lucio Fulci Strips Daniela Doria — Malisa Longo, Naked and Dead
April 24, 2007
.45, out today on DVD, is like a bull’s-eye to your pants. It stars Milla Jovovich, who, despite her waif-like beauty, can kick ass and flash ass all at the same time. The second act of this model’s career has included sci-fi and zombie hunting, and with this she lays claim to the revenge flick. She’s extra freaky here, making out with guys and girls, including Aisha Tyler and Sarah Strange. Bang! There goes the Skinsider’s love gun.
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Two separate but related DVDs from horror masturbator Lucio Fulci are out today, The Black Cat and The House by the Cemetery. Besides the fact that they’re scary and sexy as hell, the two movies have Daniela Doria in common. These are the meat in the skin sandwich that is the Italian pizza ass’s career. She made her nude debut in Il Ginecologo della mutua and her skin song was The New York Ripper, but between those sexposures are these tasty ones. The Black Cat is loosely based on the Edgar Allen Poe tale and offers some skingoria from Daniela. She plays another victim in The House by the Cemetery, exposing her breasts and then dying before the opening credits. What a waste of talent.
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With a title like Naked You Die, the payoff is obvious, and the payoff here is a lot of goodies from Malisa Longo and lots of guts in this tale of a psychopathic killer. The giallo classic features Malisa as a schoolgirl who is one of the murderer’s victims, but before she goes you’ll have gone to orgasmic pleasure thanks to her T&A shower scene. This was the Italian actress’s first flash and the start of a boob-iful career that continued to arouse more than attention until her last skinful reveal in The Red Monks.
