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Mexican Surrealist Sex — Playboy's Play Girls — Kate Winslet's Big Children — Mahogany Mams from Diana Ross
May 1, 2007
Lovers of flesh and freaks rejoice. The Films of Alejandro Jodorowsky is here, finally, out today in an action-packed box set that includes some of filmdom’s craziest, sexiest, and simply most surreal adventures. See Fando y Lis, the Mexican director’s first film, featuring blonde Diana Mariscal as Lis--and she’s a natural blonde, as you’ll see for yourself at the one-hour-and-thirty-four-minute mark. See El Topo, with Mara Lorenzio showing everything she’s got and Paula Romo, who shows her breasts with Mara as they hang out (literally) by a pond. See The Holy Mountain, where Adrianna Page gets full frontal, Re Debris gets full frontal, Guadalupe Perullers only shows her bush and butt, and the director’s wife, Valerie Jodorowsky, gets full frontal. That will leave you fully erect.
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Playboy popularized the girl-next-door look, that is if the girl next door took off all her clothes and posed on the lawn for you. Well, that really happens if your neighbor is Hugh Hefner, who is a very generous man and shares his wealth with viewers on the reality TV show The Girls Next Door. Season Two is out on DVD today. Again, Hefner’s trio of girlfriends is out and about in all their blonde glory. Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson are the girls every man wishes lived next door. And while their best bits have been censored for the E! network, the DVD promises an all-access pass. You’ll erect a mansion in your pants!
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Little Children, out today on DVD, is a light satire on parenting. See, the little children of the title aren’t the kids that these bored suburbanites carry around like accessories; it’s the parents who act childishly. They have affairs. They try to rekindle their lost youth. They are addicted to internet porn. That’s where Sarah Buxton comes in. She’s naked and plastered all over Kate Winslet’s husband’s hard drive. That sends Kate into a torrid affair with the neighborhood hunk dad and sends viewers on a tour of her naked body . . . again. But can one ever tire of her excess? Only Jennifer Connelly, as hunk’s wife, is skingy. That, in the Skinsider’s humble opinion, is very immature indeed.
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Do you know where you’re going to? You’re going to see Diana Ross naked. That’s supreme! Her one and only nude scene captured onscreen in Mahogany is out on DVD today. Who knew such little titties could make such a joyful noise?
