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Nicole Kidman's Fur — Unearthed and Unclothed Uschi Digard — Sarah Polley Want a Booby — Muff-See Isabelle Huppert

May 8, 2007

Nicole Kidman initiates a trio of trollops into skindom with Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus, out today on DVD. The story, loosely based on the famous photographer of the freaky side of people, gets freaky itself with nudity from Nicole, of course, playing the sexy shutterbug in all her full-frontal glory (or is that a body double?). First-time skinster Marceline Hugot gives up some nice T&A, Gwendolyn Bucci is a topless dominatrix, and Lynne Marie Stetson is one of many nudes at a nudist colony. Guess that’s where the fur of the title comes from.

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If you can’t get enough of big-busted Uschi Digard, then has the Skinsider got a movie for you. The Madam, out today on DVD, is a never-before-released feature from 1969 that features Uschi and a bevy of anonymous beauties completely, utterly, and devastatingly nude. If that’s not enough, the DVD is packaged with History of the Peeps, L’Amour de Femme, and bonus featurettes, which all contain lengthy scenes of naked ladies. Talk about more bang for your buck.

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Canadian cutie Sarah Polley first caught the Skinsider’s fly in Guinevere, where she used a body double for some close-ups but still flashed her funbags briefly. Then she did it again in The Law of Enclosures. Well, three makes a trend, and the third time for Polly is the breast. In The Secret Life of Words, out today on DVD, Polly bares her big girls, but they look worse for wear. Her tits are covered in a series of nasty scars. Some may go for that, but the Skinsider is just happy to see nipples.

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There are few true beauties in cinema. Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially if that eye is reflecting a naked woman--they’re all beautiful in the Skinsider’s opinion. But some do stand above the rest in their radiance. Such is French tart Isabelle Huppert, who’s been making men hard since the early ’70s and hasn’t stopped yet. One of her moist revealing perv-formances is Violette, where she plays a femme fatale. It’s out on DVD today. Also out are her furry bits as she’s carried off to bed. Until the Skinsider is cast opposite this iconic beauty, it’s the best an old voyeur can hope for.