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Toni Collette, Mary Beth Hurt Nude — Sybil Danning's Double-Ds — Right to Skin — Canadian Boob-Tube Boob
May 15, 2007
The Dead Girl, out today on DVD, isn’t going to fix your Goth jones, but it just might get you off if you’re into seeing Toni Collette get naked. For that she does. But then doesn’t she always? Not that the Skinsider is complaining, but that’s like dog-bites-man news, which is no news at all. The real story is Mary Beth Hurt, who makes her nude debut after a long and not-so-lusty career on film and the boob tube. She strips in front of a roaring fire. That’s hot. This dead girl is sure to enliven you, boy.
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They’re Playing with Fire, out today on DVD, is latter-career skin from Sybil Danning. Though any time one is lucky enough to see this blonde beauty naked is time to rejoice. In an acting stretch, Sybil plays a college professor in this thriller. It’s no stretch, however, for Sybil to steam up her several skin scenes in the shower or in bed with one of her students. She’s teaching him the fundamentals, the three R’s: reading, writing, and erection!
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You have a lot of rights in America: the right to remain silent, the right to an attorney, etc. Robin Sydney chooses the right to be bare in Masters of Horror: Rob Schmidt’s Right to Die, out today on DVD. Within fifteen minutes she’s flashing her boobs on a cell-phone video—how modern of her. A little more than fifteen minutes after that she adds some butt to the breasts during a sex scene. She’s not finished, however, and returns to debase technology by sending pictures of her tits over the phone again. Her final look is before getting her skin removed. Meanwhile Julia Anderson has a more pleasant peek at her peaks in the bath with her extremely lucky husband. You have the right to jerk off.
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Leah Cairns only had a guest appearance on the Canadian series Robson Arms, The Complete First Season of which is out today, but it makes the show. That’s because the sexy brunette and Battlestar Galactica star shows her small breasts. It’s only a brief exposure, but it makes this comedy go down like a spoonful of sugar.
