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Muff-See Ana Claudia Talancon — Apocalypto Preggo Nudo — Theresa Russell's First Flash? — Janet Eilber's Furry Bits
May 22, 2007
The Skinsider can’t think of a better title for a movie starring hot Latina Ana Claudia Talancón than Alone with Her. Who wouldn’t want to be alone with Ana? Today you can be, as the thriller is released on DVD and Ana is released from her clothing—all of them. Ana is naked in five scenes within an hour of the movie, but it’s the one at the eleven-minute mark that’ll soil your pants. That’s when this already skinful actress crosses the three-B line in her career with a muff-see shower scene. Once you go full frontal there’s no going back.
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Despite Mel Gibson’s questionable opinion of the Chosen People, this is a man of superior creative power. Great artists have great flaws, but few of them appear in his work. Take Apocalypto, out today on DVD, and take a look at Dalia Hernandez. Oh, oh, oh . . . Dalia! The first-time nudie shows off her pregnant boobs within sixteen minutes of the film. There are more boobs from an anonymous actress too. Gibson, if you have to hate Jews to make movies like this, the Skinsider will turn a blind eye—to your prejudice, not your onscreen skin.
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The great story of a two-bit thief played by Dustin Hoffman in the classic Straight Time is finally seeing its rightful place back in print and on DVD today. The movie is the first time that Hall of Fame Skinster Theresa Russell showed her boobs. They are getting fondled by Hoffman—or are they? Sadly the Skinsider must report that those tits belong to a body double. Theresa wouldn’t flash her rack until Bad Timing, and then she just couldn’t keep her clothes on. But it’s still a nice jug, so enjoy Straight Time. It’ll make you straight where it counts.
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Whose Life Is it Anyway? is the film adaptation of the Broadway hit. It stars Richard Dreyfuss as a paralyzed sculptor. What can an artist do, but dream and dream he does of Janet Eilber, doing a three-B dance as he works out—a sculpture, not his pecker, you perverts. It’s the small-breasted beauty’s only flash on screen, but she made sure to give fans a peek at everything she’s got, which is a lot of what the Skinsider likes to call the moist!
