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You'll Howl for Big Bad Wolf — Desert Hearts-On — Burning Hot Rescue Me — A.J. Kahn You Dig It?
June 5, 2007
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Nobody who wants to see naked ladies, that’s who! The horror flick is out today on DVD and features some good skin from Shannon Malone, who’s already a pro. The busty blonde has been naked in Timegate: Tales of the Saddle Tramps and Phantom Love. Large-breasted Robin Sydney also shows her birds, not seen since she last flashed them in The Lost and Masters of Horror. Only Sarah Christine Smith keeps her knickers on, but keep an eye on this cute blonde. She’s due for some sexposure soon.
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The classic lesbian drama Desert Hearts gets the 2 Disc Collector’s Edition release today. That’s appropriate, as your two balls will release seeing hotties Andra Akers, Patricia Charbonneau, and Helen Shaver getting les-be-friendly with one another. Oddly, Gwen Welles is in the movie but not naked. Odd, as this hot redhead has been naked in Hellé, Hit!, Nashville, and Between the Lines. And she’s shown bush. Women are a mystery.
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Do you dig firemen? Yeah, they’re hot, but not the kind of hot that makes the Skinsider’s hose spray. Still, the cable series Rescue Me, The Complete Third Season of which is out today on DVD, is a sexception. In this season you’ll get to see sure fiery perv-formances from Alexa Havins in “Discovery,” where you’ll discover her in a pink bra; Marjan Neshat in “Satisfaction,” where you’ll be satisfied to see her in a bra; Andrea Roth in “Karate,” where she kicks it in a bra; and finally Callie Thorne, also in “Satisfaction,” and even more satisfying as her bra is see-through and a nipple slips out. It’ll ignite your crotch.
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Parody has always been a staple of sexploitation, but few do it as creatively as Seduction Cinema, whose SSI: Sexy Squad Investigation is out today on DVD. CSI and all the other forensic copycats are limp in comparison to this fully erect feature thanks to the crime-scene-stealing charms of A.J. Khan and Natalie Heck. The plot is ripped from today’s headlines, if your newspaper of choice is Screw.
